not maddy

always look out for #1

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

You never realize how under appreciated rear view cameras are until you’re plowing over your dads vegetable garden in a ‘03 Honda minivan

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@15_KDiesel I’m literally doing this as I read your tweet

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

My spirit baby

[Ol Dirty Patrick @Patty_ice69]

I keep hearing “covid scare” to describe entire houses in sea isle testing positive. Nobody invited me but still im not coming

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@zachsilberberg @mlukay

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

I wait on the porch for the mailman to deliver my packages like my husband is coming home from war

[Moosh @MOOSH_215]

Music Makes Me Feel So Good !

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

I’ve been riding on the same tank of gas all quarantine 💕

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

i feel weird

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

Or by the amount of baby powder that was crammed into that diaper

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

My mother does online “zoomba” with 20+ other women....and after tonight’s workout she ‘REPLIED ALL’ via email....

“How did I ever have kids? I have no moves! 😩”

So that’s that.

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@motto_mans @IMDb Absolute classic

[chelsea cutler @chelseacutler]

just did one of those 10 minute ab circuits on youtube for the first time. i do not have what it takes. i choose mac n cheese.

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@basedcelt45 Exactly. You just proved my point cuz

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

I have real issues with people who do “before and after” type posts but put the “after” pic ON THE LEFT

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I have not been hungry for 1 second since quarentine started. It’s just been a non stop funnel of food.

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@basedcelt45 This literally was awful dude

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

@basedcelt45 Cracking an ice cold naty light on a philly rooftop at 1pm on a sunny and 75 Saturday

[not maddy @MAD_eleineB]

Like I could definitely date lil dicky