MAGA Batchud

The world is a grand stage

[MAGA Batchud @MAGABatman_]

Very few truly understand what it takes to fully monitor the situation

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Fun fact about me is that in 2023 I got banned from every Taco Bell in the country. The reason I got banned is because everytime my fatass got a crunchwrap supreme in my system I'd start queefing like a racehorse, Literally 1984.

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Just remember, every time you take out the trash you're helping a desperate Arbys in need

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Oh no 😢 not another pedophile getting access to large quantities of explosives. What's next, Nukes!??

[Howl @JustDuin_ItBIG]

This dude Drake watching his controlled explosion in city limits in Toronto from a penthouse… might be the most Bruce Wayne free will move he’s done in a minute 😭

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Soft-Dropping Gizmo as a new slur for Clankers

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I've really been getting into maps lately, I find this one particularly interesting!

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Man... there must've been a LOT of drugs on that tanker

[BNO News @BNONews]

WATCH: U.S. forces seize oil tanker off the coast of Venezuela

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I wonder how many generational logs have been lost to the modern sewer system? Our own piss and feces reduced to a mere urban sludge, then recirculated into the water supply for our own drinking pleasure.

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Throwback to when I camped outside of Gamestop for 48 hours to get my hands on bird game 3

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DONALD DEFINITELY GIVES THE BEST GUMJOBS.

HE'S PROBABLY SO GOOD AT SUCKING COCK!

I wish his mouth was around my penis right now...

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If you go on the official MAGA Batman Wikipedia page and go to the early life section all you'll see is that I'm a full blooded American with a little bit of Jewish sprinkled in

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WE MUST NOT HAVE A MUSLIM MAN LEADING AN AMERICAN CITY.

How are we supposed to preserve our Christian values to protect Israel!

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I'm not the hero this country wanted, I'm the hero this country needs

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THE PENTAGON PIZZA INDEX HAS REACHED DEFCON ONE, I REPEAT THE PENTAGON PIZZA INDEX IS DEFCON ONE!!

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The two things that make a shitty job significantly better is good people and stealing thousands of dollars worth of product

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All I'm saying, Mossad Airpods.

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Call me a Camel in a pen the way I be HUMPING 🐫

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I can't believe we are getting autism 2 before GTA 6

[Disclose.tv @disclosetv]

JUST IN - Trump says tomorrow will be the "biggest announcement medically" in the history of U.S., "I think we've found an answer to autism."

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Me when I didn't get a straw for my drink

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

just a reminder:

fuck ice

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Been logged off since the incident, glad to see some good news.