MAGA MAMA

Mother. Republican. Deplorable. Proud American!

[Jimmy Corsetti @BrightInsight6]

Here’s why the Durupinar Formation is the most compelling location of Noah’s Ark:

1) Virtually the EXACT same length
2) 26 Drogue (boat anchor) stones found in vicinity
3) Located in the EXACT place described in the Bible

📍WHY Archaeologists are SO against it:

1) It would validate the Bible
2) Confirmation of the Great Flood and/or Noah’s Ark would require Textbooks to be completely rewritten
3) Countless archaeologists, historians, professors, and so-called “experts” will permanently lose all credibility

They desperately want this to be debunked.
The most comprehensive Scientific testing of this site is at last underway, the results haven’t even been published. YET, the naysayers are prematurely rallying against it, frantically hoping for it to be simply a natural geological formation.

The distinction between the truly opened-minds VS the closed-minds has never been more clear.

[Kate @kate_p45]

Charlie Kirk stood in front of a room full of pastors and said what Christian pastors kept telling him:

“You’re not very nice, Charlie.”

Bingo. “I don’t strive to be nice. I strive to be obedient to the Lord. I strive to tell the truth. Don’t care if I’m nice. Completely irrelevant.”

We’re in a time when Christianity is under attack.

Pastors in America and across the globe have been too silent.

They should be loud. Unapologetically Christian. Salt and light. Shepherds who protect the flock, preach the Word, and stand against the attacks on our way of life, our schools, our children, and the rise of Islamism.

Silence is not love. Silence is surrender.
@charliekirk11 @MrsErikaKirk @TPUSA

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 NOW: CNN and MS NOW have all their gear strewn on the sidewalks outside the White House following their evictions 🤣

Crews were seen loading their their equipment onto handcarts and wheeling them off WH grounds

This is ridiculously entertaining 😂

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

I am proud to announce that, effective immediately, I am banning Fake News CNN, MSNOW (who recently changed their name from MSNBC due to lack of viewership and credibility!), and Politico (The recipients of an illegal and ridiculous $8 Million Dollar subscription, an All Time Record, directly from the United States Government, under Crooked Joe Biden, in order to keep them “alive.” Seems like corruption to me!), from the White House as a result of their constant “reporting” FAKE NEWS! Media Outlets shouldn’t be able to constantly write or report FICTION and LIES when they’re covering the President of the United States, the Trump Administration, or the United States of America. Other Fake News Media Outlets to follow. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

BREAKING NEWS: I am pleased to announce that the United States of America has entered into an Agreement with The Kingdom of Denmark, and Greenland, that gives the United States permanent control over security, and all other needs, in Greenland, completely addressing ALL of our many U.S. concerns. There will be NO COST to the United States! At my direction, we worked with representatives of Denmark and Greenland to guarantee that the United States will FOREVER have the complete ability to do what is necessary in Greenland in order to secure and defend the security of Greenland, and the United States of America. Additionally, from now on, no U.S. adversary can EVER have a base in Greenland, have a military presence in Greenland, or make sensitive investments in Greenland, without our express written approval. For over 100 years, Presidents have known the strategic importance of Greenland, but NONE of them were able to do anything about it. I am proud to be the President that permanently and conclusively addressed this very important situation. This is an “Infinite Life” Agreement, there is no end! We are very honored and proud of what has just taken place, and everything agreed to today will be cherished by the American People. We will immediately begin the process of developing a large Military presence in the appropriate part of Greenland, of which there are many. We will work with the people of Greenland in its development and construction. This solution is a great one for the United States of America, Denmark, Greenland, and all of our Allies. We look forward to working with the wonderful people of Denmark and Greenland toward a magnificent future with respect to this large, and highly strategic, parcel of land. We will be very protective of it! This is a dream come true for the United States of America, one that is very important, historic, and special. Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Danketh745 @Becketh711Dan]

Mans Best Response Ever After Being Rejected By The Military

I’m over 60 and the Armed Forces thinks I’m too old to track down terrorists. You can’t be older than 42 to join the military. They’ve got this whole thing backwards.

Instead of sending 18-year-olds off to fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn’t be able to join a military until you’re at least 35.

For starters, researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every ten seconds. Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a month, leaving us more than 280,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.

Young guys haven’t lived long enough to be cranky and a cranky soldier is a dangerous soldier. My back hurts! I can’t sleep, I’m tired and hungry. We’re bad tempered and impatient and maybe letting us kill some asshole that desperately deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.

An 18-year-old doesn’t even like to get up before 10 am. Old guys always get up early to pee, so what the hell. Besides, like I said, I’m tired and can’t sleep and since I’m already up, I may as well be up killing some fanatical son-of-a-bitch.

If captured, we couldn’t spill the beans because we’d forget where we put them. In fact, name, rank and serial number would be a real brainteaser.

Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We’re used to getting screamed and yelled at and we’re used to soft food. We’ve also developed an appreciation for guns. We’ve been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house, away from the screaming and yelling.

They could tighten up on the obstacle course, however. I’ve been in combat and never saw a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do any push-ups after completing basic training.

Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy too. I’ve never seen anyone out run a bullet.

An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He’s still learning to shave or to start a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn’t figured out that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of his head.

These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life before sending them off into harm’s way.

Let us old guys track down those terrorists. The last thing an enemy would want to see is a couple million hacked off old farts with bad attitudes and automatic weapons, who know that their best years are already behind them.

Hey!! How about recruiting women over 50 in menopause! You think men have attitudes? Ohhhhh my goodness!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol. They’ll have it secured the first night!

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

Florida bans cloud seeding.
Florida stops getting hurricanes.

[JBTurd 🇺🇸 @JBTurd]

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[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

Two strangers realized they had the exact opposite problem: one had a gold Ford F-250 with a silver tailgate, the other a silver F-250 with a gold one.

They pulled into a parking lot, swapped tailgates on the spot, and both drove away with perfectly matching trucks. 😂🛻

[MAGA MAMA @MAGAMAMA418]

@FarmGirlCarrie Terry Goodkind

[MAGA MAMA @MAGAMAMA418]

@FarmGirlCarrie Brandon Sanderson!

[NEXTA @nexta_tv]

🕊 The missing Twin Towers returned to New York for a few minutes

A light show was held on the eve of the 25th anniversary of the September 11 attacks.

The drones first rose into the night sky in a spiral, then formed the outlines of the destroyed World Trade Center towers.

The installation used 2,977 drones — one for each person killed in the attacks.

[Brian4new @GustBrian]

These new theaters look so cool 😎

[Bo Loudon @BoLoudon]

🚨President Trump has JD Vance & RFK Jr. LAUGHING OUT LOUD as he ENDS James Talarico's campaign.

"He wants to beat meat. He started eating meat. I’m getting myself in trouble. He was recently seen eating a lot of meat."

Funniest president ever.

[Nutrition Detective 🔍 - Dr. Garrett Smith @NutriDetect]

I threw away every Stanley cup in my house after learning this.

It's not the lead everyone's panicking about. It's nickel leaching into your drink every time, worse with hot liquids, clean water, and acidic drinks. That's linked to rashes, eczema, mood swings, and anxiety nobody can explain.

What do you drink out of yours the most?

[Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog]

It’s extremely clear what happened and why it happened. There’s really no mystery. Lindsay Clancy is a psychopath. That’s why she googled “can you treat a sociopath” just a few days before the killing. She wasn’t and isn’t insane. Insane people aren’t difficult to identify. They babble nonsensically and behave erratically and incoherently. They are totally dysfunctional and disconnected from reality. None of that applies to Clancy, now or then, which is why she was never diagnosed as insane by anyone. She’s just a psychopath. It’s not complicated.

For a while she was troubled by her psychopathy and tried to find a drug that would get rid of it and make her love her family. But no drug could ever do that, which made her increasingly resentful towards her kids and her husband. After a while the resentment metastasized into a seething hatred. She blamed them for turning her into a monster. Finally she decided to free herself of the burden. Was that a “rational” decision? Yes, in the sense that it’s intelligible. She hated her kids and therefore wanted them to no longer exist. It’s the same reason why a million other murders have been committed. The thought process is evil but coherent. That is: not insane.

She chose an especially gruesome and violent death for her children because, again, she hated them. The suicide attempt afterwards was maybe genuine or maybe not. That really doesn’t matter. What matters is that we have here a very clear textbook case of a homicidal psychopath. Such a textbook case that she diagnosed it in herself, as her internet searches show.

Lindsay Clancy isn’t really pleading insanity. That’s the word they’re using but the actual case they made is not that she’s insane and couldn’t help it, but that she’s evil and couldn’t help it. I don’t want to contemplate a world where that kind of defense proves effective.

[Nick Sortor @nicksortor]

🚨 JUST NOW: President Trump has OFFICIALLY nominated HUNG CAO to be the next SECRETARY OF THE NAVY

LFG!!! Cao is a TRUE communist-hating PATRIOT

POTUS: "We need Patriots like Hung leading our Navy and Marine Corps, and I can think of no one better than him to make sure our Great Navy and Marine Corps remain the FIERCEST and BEST Force the World has ever seen."

[Sassafrass84 @Sassafrass_84]

Constance Fisher drowned her three children in a bathtub in 1954.

Mental hospital. Declared better. Released.
Husband stayed. They had three more kids.
She drowned those three too.

Same house. Same bathtub. Same excuse. Six dead children because a system treated a child killer like a patient who just needed time.

That is the whole argument. Not “was she sad.” Not “did she hear voices.” What happens after you let them out, and who pays for it the second time.

Lindsay Clancy strangled her three kids. People are already writing her a sympathy card and calling prison cruel. Cruel is three little bodies. Cruel is doing it once and getting a path back to freedom. Cruel is pretending history didn’t already run this experiment and lose six kids.

Mental illness can explain how someone gets there. It does not give you a free murder. It does not entitle you to more children. And it does not require the rest of us to wait around and see if the next round dies too.

If you kill your kids, you don’t get to be a mother again. You don’t get a soft landing and a second family. Life without parole. Lock the door. Stop experimenting on other people’s children and making excuses.

Convict her. Convict those who harm children. Period.

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

Probably the best explanation I have heard about this trial if she is found not guilty.