@AmericanAlphaX Why the fuck is the police officer being so rude to that nice, good-hearted, well dressed eloquent man? I that what we really want from our law enforcement?
Hey guys, I have to report something.
I disconnected my router to clean up the cables, an hour later I noticed my Internet wasn't working. I called support and was on hold for 20 minutes.
When they asked which lights were on I noticed it was unplugged.
I'm retarded.
@IfindRetards As the prosecutor general of the Soviet Union in the 1950s once said - " The most important thing in any investigation is that it doesn't eventually lead back to yourself" 😉
If Russia is "losing" so badly, why does the G7 need to hold constant emergency group huddles to stop them? Whatever happened to "never disturb your enemy while he’s making a mistake"?
Meanwhile, back in reality: Russia still occupies 20% of Ukraine, locked down their land bridge to Crimea, and has the upper hand in attrition. But sure, fantastic PR spin.
Последний русский правитель женского пола присоединил Крым и поделил Польшу. Ещё и Запорожскую сечь разогнал к херам собачьим.
ПС: ну а правильный феминитив — Государыня Императрица.