Mary Mahoney

it’s time for the percolator

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

and he did all that in KICK FLARES!

[hellogan1 @gebrauchsmusik]

And lead us not into penn station

[Rap Game Ina Garten @KaraBTweets]

Where this bitch at #OpeningCeremony

[Joey Nolfi @joeynolfi]

This footage of Lady Gaga and Beyoncé is the closest we’re ever getting to the Telephone sequel

[Will Steakin @wsteaks]

Incredible millennial prom energy

[Megan Kelly @mmegankelly]

Women in sports!!!

[Admiral Snaccbar 🐙 @Chris_Mench]

Kristin Wiig eating the Jordan almond in Bridesmaids:

[Tom Zohar @TomZohar]

She would run the stage crew for your high school production of Les Mis like the goddamn navy

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

The fact that no one has replicated Cher Horowitz’s closet outfit choosing technology into an iOS app is a travesty. WHERE are the women in STEM?

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Me doing townsperson background work in the middle school play

[trash jones @jzux]

one minute you’re young and the next minute you have “house shoes”

[alison roman @alisoneroman]

Just waved “bye” on a zoom for the 62846th time in my young sweet life, time to walk into the sea

[Allen Ivermectin @FanSince09]

A bunch nerds are gonna be using math and stats to show how the Astros will win and ignoring the fact that once again a weird underdog Philadelphia team has been possessed by the city itself and legit nothing else matters

[Conrad Benner @StreetsDept]

Shout out to this stranded SEPTA bus just trying to fit in ❤️❤️

[DARSH @UnlimitedDarsh]

*in an absolutely bone chilling Philly Accent*

I keep daaancun on my euuuwwwn

[Julicorn @ChicksRule]

So glad we cleared that up

[Danny Pellegrino @DannyPellegrino]

Me at my desk all day