Mason Parrish

Nine to five is how to survive, I ain't trying to survive I'm trying to live it to the limit and love it a lot

[Dean Oliver @DeanO_Lytics]

Usages last year:
LeBron: 27%
Maxey: 29%
Edgecombe: 19%
Brown: 35%
Embiid: 32%

Total: 142%

That ought to be interesting.

[jb @lockedupjb]

No excuses now @JoelEmbiid

[Jaylen Brown @FCHWPO]

Analytics nowadays used to discredit and control narratives - Roll the ball out none of these guys better than me on both ends who does he work for

[Kyle Van Noy @KVN_03]

Can we all agree that the Celtics broke the process?? Like the process is done done!

[Mason Parrish @MASE_23]

@CelticsMuse Tacko Fall

[Mason Parrish @MASE_23]

@TobaccoRoadGolf

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Fuck you Aubrey!

[brad @BallUpTopBrad]

broussard was making so much sense about JT look at nick wrong fuming LMAO

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

In athletics (just like in life) you can’t avoid adversity-tough days-setbacks-failures-sacrifices-especially as a unit…tough to get through to the other side and when you see it done by a team like the @celtics…man makes me appreciate their journey so much and what it took for them to get there. Congratulations on climbing that mountain-and realizing there was a process that led them to the title!

[NBA @NBA]

The only pairs of teammates to each score 450+ points in 3 straight postseasons:

Jayson & Jaylen (2022-24)
Kobe & Shaq (2000-02)

[Michael Pina @MichaelVPina]

Jayson Tatum officially becomes the 6th champion in history to lead his team in playoff points, rebounds, and assists, joining LeBron, Bird, Jokic, Hakeem, and Duncan

[73-9 and THEY LIED @CuffsTheLegend]

Kyrie got all the way to the Finals and turned into Rafer Alston with a ouija board 🤣🤣💀

[Janos @isjanosnba]

hi @luka7doncic I am write poem for you ;: it is go FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL FOUL . I am call poem six foul for the fat guy . thank you is Janos .

[☘︎ @18bannners]

If Ant was Tatum they’d say he a blew a 2-0 lead with a DPOY, All-Defense teammate, best big man shooter of all time & 6MOTY 😂😂😂 but because it’s someone everyone likes they’ll say “he faced immense pressure with the double teams, get Ant some help!”

[Andrew Barber @fakeshoredrive]

Diddy’s houses being raided on the anniversary of “Kick In The Door” is insane

[Taylor Snow @taylorcsnow]

In their two matchups this season, Jayson Tatum outscored Luka Doncic, 71-70, while attempting 15 fewer shots.

Also in those two games, Tatum was +44 and Doncic was -33.

We'll just leave it at that.

[Mason Parrish @MASE_23]

@CMB49ers No Panic

[Mason Parrish @MASE_23]

@ChipotleTweets

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Coach K after someone told him Nick Saban retired without doing a year long drawn out retirement tour