Jill Proto

I’m pretty funny

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Just learning there are NO squirrels in all of Australia. Ecology is wild…

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I’m personally offended by every “girl dinner” that includes a salad

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If your water birth is on the internet you’re doin too much

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When did we all forget that microwaving seafood in the workplace is taboo?

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Stop comparing pickleball to tennis.

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People making videos reacting to other people’s reaction videos needs to stop. The internet has too much to offer just find something else to comment on ya lazy

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This season of @BravoTopChef is so disappointing. If I were Tom I’d be like, there is no winner this year, y’all top three can come back next season and try again #TopChef

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Never forget Jim was going to leave Pam at that dinner party to take care of the “flood” at his apartment and she had to guilt him into not abandoning her

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Danny Phantom could get it

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@AmericanAir bumped us from our connecting flight despite us arriving on time. Thanks to the rebooking employee who we were NOT advised to speak to who got us on a flight an hour later rather than the flight FIVE hours later we were previously told they could do nothing about

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I hope Tom and Zendaya know their relationship is the last thread holding the universe together

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I feel like there’s been enough movies about orchestra conductors. I can only think of one, but that was enough

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The show Kevin Probably Saves the world deserved better #uncancel

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Thank you Luke Combs for ruining one of the greatest songs of all time

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@Uber gps is outrageous. Like let’s take four right turns then go straight to get on the hwy 🙄

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Kids have no chill

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Flew @JetBlue last Friday and flying tonight. BOTH flights delayed two hours!!

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Remembering how Johnathan from #strangerthings took that picture of Nancy, developed the film, cut out that specific film slide, put the slide on the magnifier, probably did a test strip to see how long to leave the light on, and then developed the photo onto photo paper….

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If you are an able bodied human who stands still on the down escalator rather than walking down them like stairs, you and I have issues

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If you call a beer a brewsky we will not get along