TRAP KING ARTHUR

I SOLVE FUCKING MYSTERIES, I AM A CAT WITH HUMAN SKIN, ONE MAN HUMAN CENTIPEDE WITH EYES OF ANGEL SLIME QUEEN IS THE ONLY THING I LOVE

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I will nOt stink like cheese this year, this is my year!!!

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@rainnwilson So serious

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Radiohead but it’s nickelback

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Love ya pat got me through the pandemic
#PMSFANDUELFAMILY

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Sum 41 were philosophers

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The dude named Caesar who founded the salad must be so fuckin proud

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I refuse to die as an adult

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Blade runner 2347: we only shop from ikea and everyone is named borgen

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I will only watch cooking shows from hell

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#watchingpms while at work always with the big dawg

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pissing my pants because balloon animals exist
thanks

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Do you ever just....die?

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Gettin drunk, watching ppl open Pokémon cards

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emo stands for “eat more onions” now I know why they were all sad

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V cool to be on a giant rock but I’m no rock climber

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I will never stab a nun you can take that to the grave

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I DO NoT want to see your naked hand, show some decency and cover up while washing them plz

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2001: an extremely goofy oddessey

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All I want for Christmas is deaths warm embrace

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Time 2 get this gingerbread