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fun-haver, pun-maker, super-secret-subterranean-cave-dweller

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@papashem Rat Protein. Safe enough fer yer wee babbys

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I have been having a hard time marketing my new Rat Protein product to fitness freaks. It's gluten free and dairy free so I really don't understand the problem

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I am taking this advice to heart

[mr. joshua @pants]

@jrrdrbb No need to be good at drawing. Draw sloppy ,big dog

[Beautiful Normal Woman @SillyBWoman]

Mental health tip Get on Twitter immediately after Opening Your Eyes in the morning and Don’t get out of bed until you have Scrolled Aimlessly for at least 2 Hours

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I'm about to troubleshoot my troubleshot 🤞

[official game glenna @glenna_opt]

Having a hard time not calling the past tense of troubleshoot “troubleshat”

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@crucifix 🌟✨🌟

[turbomander @turbomander]

told my doc there was something wrong with me because I couldnt stop thinking about animated sitcoms. she asked me “what are the symptoms?” and i told her homer marge bart maggie lisa

[syrian princess اشلي @LupeVirgilMom]

by thomas wykes. had me crying laughing

[doomer @uncledoomer]

saving 20% of my income so that in 30 years i can afford 11 months of assisted living. the math is airtight

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i met Taco John last night... in my dreams

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I told the dermatologist I'm actually trying to get More warts and moles and they kicked me out

[frank bullitt @the_blueprint]

stay low and grind it takes some
people a thousand years to get their bread up

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That's me in the corner.
That's me in the Spot. Light.
That's me ridin bitch on the back of a motorcycle with some dead gnats on my face and kinda making a grimace as I try to see where the hell we're goin

[Fanfiction_txt @fanfiction_txt]

Scrappy Doo has been found dead in Miami

[🦇 @libraryslut420]

reading henry james while sleep deprived and feeling like the ulysses ogre when i have to reread a passage three times to make sense of all the interjections

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Pet food is basically just pemmican for cats & dogs

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@keysmashdotcom lol thank u

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the ghost I just saw had a Stanley water bottle. wtf??

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Jazz Music is just Bluegrass for Big City People

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@darth__mouth wow these are... impressive