Handsome Shrek

Imagine if I’d never met the broskis🤔 | Washed up D3 athlete who “definitely could’ve played D1” The Desert ➡️ (East of) Hollywood ➡️ the Yay ➡️ Sin City ➡️ MI

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

*just my little brothers and me ordering lunch*

Cashier: "And what will dad be having?"

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

@AZSPORTSNETWORK @azc_obert The team turned soft when they fired the old regime. All this talent but no grit, opposite of what brophy was in the mid 2000s - mid 2010s with Molander and Galante.

[Jack Haddon @jackhaddon7]

We live in an era where kids get smoked Friday night and post their highlights first thing when they get home. Be way better coaches/parents

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

Kool aid and frozen pizza is legendary

[XXL Magazine @XXL]

16 years ago today, Mac Miller dropped his K.l.D.S. mixtape 💿

What's your favorite song on here?

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

The full page thank you ad that newly inducted Hall of Famer Larry Fitzgerald took out in today’s Arizona Republic, via @CardsMarkD:

[College Football 24/7 @CFB247]

When Cam Skattebo had one of the greatest runs in college football history 😮‍💨

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

Carson Beck Rookie of the Year

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

Everything about this - the vibe, the script, especially the wardrobe - is incredibly Kanye coded

[Kim Kardashian @KimKardashian]

THE FUTURE OF ENERGY

[Professional Vibe Curator 🦧🥇 @GumboGoon]

I act like I’m okay but deep down inside I want to go see The Odyssey again

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

This is, unfortunately, my wife

[𐌕 🍂 @fwtimini]

I hate people with absolutely no spatial awareness in supermarkets. Why is your trolley sideways, blocking the aisle? Why are you standing near the entrance looking around as if it's your first time on Earth? Move!

[John Fadule @fadule_]

All you need to be happy as a man:

-the gym
-2-3 friends
-a woman with a good body
-1 chill coworker
-HBO Max (True Detective and The Dark Knight)
-your friend’s dad to give you a hug at Thanksgiving and tell you he’s proud of you
-sending one text per month in your groupchat that gets 6 HAHA reacts

[Jake Malasek @jakemalasek]

Peak television.

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

@DougTammaro @ArtLewinAZ @dieworkwear I need your thoughts - are these true bespoke suits? They look more like MTM considering most of them are very ill fitting.

[ObtainerOfRareAntiquities @ObtainerOf]

Calling the Beach overrated is the most loser pussy opinion I’ve ever heard

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

Holy fuck get dunked on by a DICTIONARY

[Ryan Hammer🔨 @ryanhammer09]

Great - Folarin Balogun just went from my favorite striker to being my favorite striker

Top class lad right there

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Me and the boys pulling up to FIFA HQ to file the Balogun appeal

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

The fact that we have a pope who understands and speaks to technology better than a lot of our politicians is both encouraging yet alarming

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

If technology becomes the ultimate criterion, the human person risks being reduced to data, a cog in a machine or a commodity. If, however, technology is integrated with a wise perspective, it can become an instrument of growth, justice and fraternity. #MagnificaHumanitas

[Handsome Shrek @MATMichiganMan]

Flo Balogun plays soccer today :)

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

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