Michael Valentine

Proverbs 3:5-6 | West Liberty University alum | Auditor | Soccer Referee | Recovering Dr. Pepper addict ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Vlogging Through History @VTHistory25]

THIS REF IS HORRIFIC. Worst call I've seen in this World Cup. Absurd.

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@davidoncricket It’s called Silly Baseball now

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

To my fellow Americans one of the prerequisites to having bad takes about soccer is you have to watch more often than one month every four years

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@JonahDispatch Think of it like forcing a deep pass to WR3 in double coverage when the WR1 is wide open 15 yards down field

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@ManUtdFan_80 Hi question… if Australia who also calls it soccer were hosting would you still be annoyingly pretentious about it or do you just hate America

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@PaulZeise What about the missed holding and the incorrectly ruled catch that would have ended the game in regulation?

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@benlikessport So VAR didn’t overturn a goal… it was called offside on the field

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

All the people who watch soccer for one month every four years are complaining about offside as if they’re going to watch another game after July 19th before 2030

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@LvlUp_Luke You can say whatever you want but in this case VAR didn’t over turn it, it was called offside on the field, and any rule change still makes a razor thin margin between offside and not offside somewhere

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

If that last goal doesn’t put in perspective how important Richards and Ream are…

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@martynziegler Yes how dare the *checks notes* prioritize who won the game

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@TheGameVerse Hopefully they handle the release better than last time… I don’t want to wait nearly a year to get one

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@srob_ Hey he could have been singing about Harper’s Ferry

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@CFC_Dubois Bro really tried to sneak in Portugal

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

America isn’t a soccer country because when it was gaining a massive foothold 100 years ago Europe did everything they could to kill it. The ASL was getting massive attendance numbers for the time.

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@noknowli Lisbon can do the funniest thing ever

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

There hasn’t been this many crying Australians since they’ve lost a war to literal birds

[Kyle Sheldon ⚽️🇺🇸 @kylesheldon]

“COUNTRY ROADS, TAKE ME HOME, TO THE PLACE I BELONG, WEST VIRGINIA!”

The vibes are unreal in Seattle right now! 🇺🇸

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@FightOnRusty Wait we’re telling them about the pop tart sacrifice?

[Michael Valentine @MAValentine95]

@RealDanGliebitz Do they think that American cheese and cheez wiz are our only cheese options