Michael “Gator” Allen

USC ‘86 | American by birth Southern by the grace of God | Hog Cranker | Bag deleter

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

Been capturing the trouts out here in Wyoming

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

Just watched Doc holiday beat up on Johnny Ringo on VCR.
“In Vino Veritas.”

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

@tweecoma1 Got to get it started if you want to get it done

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@HughJanus1960 Used to go to school with him

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@RetiggaKachigga Get the fuck out of here

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Going to sleep wondering “Who’s gonna Fill Their Shoes”

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

@hemery411 No one’s stopping you

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

@bigjmac69 Is a pig’s pussy pork?

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My belts cooler than yours

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@PhilCleansPipes Pulled this one out the other day

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@UNCpropaganda Where’s your 870?

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Gone fishin’

[brutal south @Paul_Bowers]

Here's the Publix where the Confederacy printed bonds and currency

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@GeraldZyns Still rocking board shorts #salty

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If you ever plan on coming to Colorado make sure to pack your own Zyn cause they don’t have any flavors and they cost $10 a can. #fuck

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@BorisDiaw67 Burnt ends sandwich. Didn’t satisfy this Carolina boy

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Hickory Hut bbq Selina Kansas

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Uncle had 4 light beers and started talking about Jocko Willing

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

Spent the summertime cutting up logs for the winter

[Michael “Gator” Allen @MAllen3256]

Blue collar #LARP this afternoon