madelyne

margaritas are cheaper than therapy

[madelyne @MApples3]

I left Harrison’s sunglasses at Monty...

[Callie 🤍✨ @callie_loml]

Champagne Problems covered by Noah Kahan is EXACTLY what I needed to start my day ✨🥂

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

#champs

[Kate Mooney @yatinbrooklyn]

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

[madelyne @MApples3]

@sally_cartaa come to yorktown baby we goin down here!

[madelyne @MApples3]

@NicoMaaaay i forgive you for the threatening texts i sent if you didn’t come to my house for my party HAHAHAH

[madelyne @MApples3]

she was showing me the digits today 😭

[Ari Meirov @MySportsUpdate]

One year ago today: Antonio Brown took off his jersey and bounced in middle of an NFL game.

He has not played ever since.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Praying hard.. please be okay man. 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

“bro stop, I don’t wanna play”

my dog:

[madelyne @MApples3]

@NicoMaaaay @JessicamMaay oh dear god hahahahahah

[eli yudin @eliyudin]

ME ON A DATE: hello. I sleep 12 hours a day and need 2 coffees and a zoloft in order to buy toilet paper. Do you want to hang out for the next 50 years

[College Sports Only @CSOonX]

Just an absolutely catastrophic situation at Virginia where former UVa. football player Chris Jones has allegedly killed 3 current players: WR Lavel Davis Jr., LB D’Sean Perry and WR Devin Chandler.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Didn’t have to flex on her like that bro

[madelyne @MApples3]

@NicoMaaaay i’m here for this

[༻𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐬𝐡༺ @mishricci]

is this a good text do u guys think

[(parody) BILL NYE THO @Bill_Nye_Tho]

Damn how much daylight they tryna save?? it's dark as hell

[Tiny @T1nyNae]

I am absolutely screaming