Manitoba Parkz

Providing the very best ATV trails, mining exploration and logging operations to Manitobans and mega-corps alike since 1960. #MBpoli #MBparks

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Bookings for #MBparks opened today! Congratulations top the lucky few Manitobans who will get the privlege of sleeping in our parks this year.
Missed your chance? Well you should have been waiting in line for your assigned lottery number at 7am like 7400 other people. #MBpoli

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

@Clive99923460 @CNC_Manitoba That was a misunderstanding! The people who privatized that park misunderstood that they weren't supposed to get caught.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Please note that we mean *park entry* is free for the week. Private companies looking to purchase our parks for profit will still have to go through the same old rigmarole. #Mbpoli

[Manitoba Government @MBGov]

Celebrate Canada's Parks Day and access @MBGovParks for free with no vehicle permit required from Monday, July 11, to Sunday, July 17. https://t.co/YhCi8yzuKx #MBParks

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

When you go to visit parks that are unstaffed and falling apart, remember:
It's your own fault for wanting to see nature, ya filthy animals. (j/k we don't protect nature for animals either) #MBpoli #MBparks

[ChrisD.ca News @ChrisDca]

Manitoba Parks Waiving Admission Next Week https://t.co/rvFBdjp1bR

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

If campers were willing to dig up ore and make their stay profitable, we'd build more yurts. Who's in?

[Wilderness Committee Manitoba Office @WilderNewsMB]

📍Nopiming Provincial Park
Mineral exploration is doubly insulting when Manitobans just finished fighting an underfunded and undersupplied park system for a chance to camp.
Somehow there's always room for these guys...
#MBpoli #MBParks
Write your letter:
https://t.co/BQwLrAPqJR

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

If you take part in an online event with a park interpreter, you can pretend you'll actually get to camp this year!

[Manitoba Parks @MBGovParks]

Join a Park Interpreter online tonight to learn spring behaviours, diet and habitat needs of black bears. Discover how you can make your home, cottage or campsite Wildlife Smart. Register for our Zoom Webinar here: https://t.co/VmPajXiZCT
#ManitobaParks

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Listen, it's not our fault that the NDP put a park on top of all those minerals. If it had been up to us, Nopiming Park wouldn't exist at all!
But since it does, we're committed to making our parks accessible for everyone, even mining prospectors. 💚
#MBpoli #MBparks

[Wilderness Committee Manitoba Office @WilderNewsMB]

BREAKING: After a supporter contacted us about mining activity in Nopiming Provincial Park, @EricReder discovered kilometres of newly bulldozed mineral exploration near Beresford Lake.
#MBpoli #MBparks
Here's Eric with more!
Take action to #EndParkMining:
https://t.co/BQwLrAPqJR

[Jesse "The Hot One" Bergen 🇵🇸 @jessebergen]

Excellent News: Manitoba Has Tested Negative for "Government"

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Don't worry Kara, in the Battle Royale for sleeping in nature the strong (note takers) always conquer.
Though a strong internet connection helps too.

[Kare Package @KaraBoohoo]

I have our camping plans meticulously written down, I am SO ready for the parks website to ruin all my plans.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Not if we could help it they didn't.

[CHVN Radio @chvn951]

Thousands of Manitobans started confirming their summer camping plans this morning.

https://t.co/H4tvHZjR6G

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

As you can see, by creating a Battle Royale for camping resources we have filtered out the weak. Our system is very effective.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Thanks for the feedback Jodi.
We're getting a new app next year but don't worry, we'll keep the excitement alive by continuing with the overwhelming campsite shortages. #MBpoli #MBparks

[Jodi Hafenbrak🇺🇦 @Hafy2009]

So @MBGovParks how’s that camping registration system working today? Had a ticket and as soon as I got in the site crashed. At what point are you going to make this system work?

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Sorry to hear Tyler! Unfortunately a strong internet connection is a requirement to survive the Campsite Booking Battle Royale.
Don't worry, next time we'll make sure our app is much better so we can sell out completely to the 100,000 users logged in at 7 AM quickly and smoothly.

[Daynahhhh @daynakristel]

They aren’t wrong. The issues go well beyond the IT department.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

@Darcy_Lussier Don't worry. Next year we'll have a better app that will let us sell out our limited number of campsites twice as fast and easy! This will surely fix our supply and demand problems.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Play today to win a chance to see nature!

[Darcy_Lussier @Darcy_Lussier]

Who all is playing Manitoba Park Bingo today?! Hope you got your bingo sheets ready!

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Thank you Darcy!
If the NDP had thought to update this system with technology from 5 years in the future, we wouldn't be in this mess!

[Darcy_Lussier @Darcy_Lussier]

Shout out to the @MBGovParks social media team and the IT team keeping PRS running. This system is incredibly ancient & the blame for its lack of maintenance and upkeep spans both @mbndp and @PC_Manitoba govs. If you're mad at the experience, let @JeffWharton4MLA know! #mbpoli

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

*sweats*

[Colin Fast @policyfrog]

I confess that I thought the 2016 NDP promise to double the number of yurts was silly electioneering at the time. However, if I was the current government then next week's budget would promise yurts for all. #yurtssogood

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

Finally, we will stop expanding the boundaries of any provincial building. If we can't all fit, Manitobans will just have to get smaller. Careful when crowding, because if the floors get scuffed, we'll blame you.

If that doesn’t work, we can start a reservation system! #MBpoli

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

We're proud of how we run #mbparks, so we're ready to take those ideas all over Manitoba! #mbpoli
We'll continue this government's proud history of balancing the budget by not governing.
Putting money on your kitchen table is our top priority, and doing stuff is expensive!

[Who's the Premier today? @PremierWho]

Today, April 5th, the Premier of Manitoba is @MBGovParkz. Providing logging opportunities since the 60’s.

[Manitoba Parkz @MBGovParkz]

We wisely moved all our fisheries and wildlife staff into the Resources Ministry.

That's how we know that moving Shared Health into the Liquor and Cigarettes Ministry will be a hit!