M11R.

[carter🌚 @carter6f]

“I played football under pressure because my father had 25 children 😭 Even as a grown man, if you climbed on his bed you’d get pregnant 😂 I’ve got 92 nephews now, and they all call me Santa Claus because I’m the rich uncle.”

— Patrice Evra

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

The weather app doesn’t even know what the hell is going on😭😭😭

[UncSants @SantsRNTL]

I hate a corner shop with a shit drink selection

[Yannick Bolasie @YannickBolasie]

All I’ll say is if this was AFCON and they let a man play after he got a red card, the nonsense being said would be crazy

[Tobes @TobyEvenden]

Just remembered when Grealish pissed up said Mahrez played like Almiron 🤣

[Dongo 🇨🇩 @Dongo_19]

Congo will receive 13.5 million for their performance at the World Cup! I really hope the federation invest that money into a proper training base and facilities to attract these dual nationals man! We can do something for real

[Ibrahim Sannie Daara @SannieDaara]

🚨🇫🇷 France national team players have nicknamed Kylian Mbappe "Mobutu", in reference to the former DR Congo president known for his dictatorship. 🇫🇷😅

🗣️ Ousmane Dembélé: "Mobutu! Call Mobutu Kylian, come over here!"

[Coupe du Monde de la FIFA 🏆 @fifaworldcup_fr]

Mwana Mboka Fiston Mayele! 🇨🇩

#FIFAWorldCup | @FecofaRdc

[Sports Illustrated FC @SI_FootballClub]

Yoane Wissa. Instantly iconic.

[M11R. @MBR2609]

Fiston Mayele!!!!!!

[M11R. @MBR2609]

Ruined my evening kmt

[E @Ellis_]

BRO WHAT THE FUCK HAS GARNACHO DONE TO HIS HAIR???

[M11R. @MBR2609]

@CarefreeLewisG I’ve seen worse but genuinely it didn’t need to be updated

[AFTER REVIEW, WEST HAM NUMBER 19 @LazarusKumi]

John Telly

[𝒯𝒞⁷⁷⁷ @TifahCrump777]

People get so weird when they find out you’re Black and you have a good life

[#DISUNOMICS @_NOMICS]

I am so moved

Technicians NOT electricians

[OneFootball @OneFootball]

Ronaldinho is officially coming out of retirement after signing for Italian Serie C side Ravenna, a club in which he is now also a shareholder 🇧🇷🪄

He joins a long list of players owning clubs 😮‍💨

[Sasha🦋 @sashcfc]

Chelsea football club is a pyramid scheme

[GN 🇬🇭 @_Greazemoden]

Nah the way £100 goes so quickly is scary lool that’s basically a tenner nowadays

[M11R. @MBR2609]

Has Anthony Gordon touched the ball yet this half lol