mallory benortham-marcotte

[Keaton Marcotte @marcotte_keaton]

Costco sucks nuts why do you need a membership to shop anywhere? #Walmartistheshit #costcocansuckbighairyballs

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

I need all my friends to move to KC

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

The bachelor should be renamed to nurses gone wild

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

My sister is my best friend

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

Online spending money era

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

As a joke

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

@payytonn11 do your grandparents still have a ford flex

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

My sister just ran into the living room hit me with a rolling pin and ran out laughing.

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

@destaniehillman It’s allowed

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

Putting cling wrap in the microwave feels illegal

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

Women who walk into the office at 8 in the morning with a 64ounce cup full of pop from a gas station intimidate me

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

The is it cake phase was crazy

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

Don’t spray paint in the house kids

[veet @vveetto]

i could never plead the 5th i loveeeee chit chatting

[explore.org @exploreorg]

THIS 747 IS CLEARED FOR LANDING. Introducing your 2022 👑 Fat Bear Week champion.

[Kristen @kristenstockdal]

An interesting development in the Kim <> Kanye saga

[Sok-It @javasok]

Me: *drinks 2 shots of espresso*

My guts:

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

I’m 99% sure that a fire fighter just flipped me off on the highway

[mallory benortham-marcotte @MBenortham]

I don’t know why I always act suspicious in liquor stores like I am old enough to buy alcohol

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months