Payton Enzbrenner

oxford comma enthusiast

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

breaking my 2 year tweet drought to say

[Kansas City Chiefs @Chiefs]

YOU KNOW HIM AS THE RIZZLER‼️

[Cher @cher]

Sorry Been MIA,
What IS My Problem

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

I will not be looking anywhere on my keyboard

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

You never really get to Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes in your 20s

[Kent Swanson @kent_swanson]

*Taylor Swift wipes happy tears from her eye*

Travis: "So anyways, that's a @QuikTrip."

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

@lilfeej I have a note in my notes app from 2018 of pure tomfoolish and downright goofy TJ statements. I cherish it

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Make the friendship bracelets, take the moment and taste it @taylorswift13 #TaylorSwift #ErasTour

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

First Dodgers game - got a beach ball in my nachos. I get it now @beetsc1 @h3h3productions

[FIR HILLS SERI PAK Championship @seripakchamp]

@NiallOfficial if you find yourself wanting to catch an @LPGA tournament this year (or this month!), we may know how to make that happen. 🏌👀️‍

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

All my homies hate the selection committee

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

Eric Adams has obviously never had Taco Villa

[Governor Laura Kelly @GovLauraKelly]

.@NYCMayor I was in NYC visiting my granddaughter when you disparaged my hometown Topeka KS. It was this granddaughter who, with her parents, delivered Kansas kindness to you at Gracie Mansion when you disparaged my state last September. Enough already. You owe Kansas an apology.

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

just tied my career-high number of KU basketball games prematurely turned off in one season, feeling blessed!

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

I bet she’s fun at parties

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

when you post on your instagram story to “like the recent”, the instagram algorithm is displaying that to the same people that saw your post in the first place, so it’s a bit of a pointless strategy alexa send tweet

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

@MBenortham Sure do 🤓

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

🙁

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

@Venmo Strategic Communication 🎓🥳

[Payton Enzbrenner @payytonn11]

every time a brand tweets “ratio” an angel sings that funny feeling by bo burnham