Gage against the machine

I'm just your average, ordinary, everyday, superhero. Just trying to save the world.

Proud owner of

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@BushsBeans Hello @BushsBeans. I baked you a cake.

[James Medlock @jdcmedlock]

If we set the minimum wage to zero, CrunchWrap Supremes will be free

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

Earlier today I had 4 boxes of girl scout cookies delivered. Now I only have 3 boxes.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

The Browns are blowing out the Steelers. Just like we all thought would happen.

[Ed Stern is on BlueSky @EdStern]

Well that escalated steadily for four years.

[Ben Schwartz @rejectedjokes]

Yes something most certainly did.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@saltinesfosuppa Hello Saltinesfosuppa from Twitter dot com! The most surprising thing was the number of days without sneezes (85). I wish I had kept a better record of what happened on those days.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

Hello Friends! As some of you know, I spent 2020 meticulously logging every time I sneezed. Now that the year is over, and the last sneeze has been expelled, I've done some quick analysis and I'm excited to share it with all of you.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

I learned a lot while completing this mini experiment, and I look forward to what I can accomplish in 2021.

If you or anyone you know would like access to my sneeze spreadsheet, or would like to participate in logging your sneezes, please let me know.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

The best part about road trips is that the calories you eat while driving don't count.

[Charlee Probably @charlee_rayann]

This is the funniest tweet I’ve ever seen

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@DaveCarmany This is a good tweet.

[David Carmany @DaveCarmany]

Would anyone enjoy puppet theatre put on without the puppets? Show of hands.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

Putting coffee grounds in my cheek like dip

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@Jamesworlch Wow. That is something.

[Seth Rogen @Sethrogen]

This motherfucker is gonna tour the country with the Presidential equivalent of a cover band.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@realDonaldTrump Ah yes. The very popular democrat position of (checks notes) Ending Life.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

@DaveCarmany Don't bother reading too much into it. It's obviously correct.

[Gage against the machine @MCC_HouseCat]

Every pan is a cast iron pan if you just don't wash it.