MCM Grand Detroit

Capitalism’s [a] bitch. KU ‘23 ΣΧ

[MCM Grand Detroit @MC_Mitchell7]

when you hear two guys arguing about abortion rights

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At the function texting my therapist

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Getting high then thinking about my future vows and crying

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@D4DDYL0NGLEG5 So not chill

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I can’t believe Dick Butkus is a real name

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@TheDrunkJake Me apparently

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@RipsAndSlips @barstoolsports She’s fine. He rolled over and don’t put any of his weight directly on her

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So I’m confused, he’s inside this thing? Is he tiny?

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

A Japanese man spent over $20K for this border collie costume. You cannot convince me this isn’t some weird sex thing.
https://t.co/J4YDukXlSo

[MCM Grand Detroit @MC_Mitchell7]

@BigTucsonDad Where can I get this shirt? I need help writing an essay because I saved it in my Instagram DM drafts and I need help recovering my password

[Kim Quindlen @kimquindlen]

My finest parenting moment is when I sent my son to daycare in a jean jumpsuit and then at pickup, his shy teacher whispered “the jean jumpsuit was a sensation” and informed me that word had spread throughout the school and teachers were traveling from other classrooms to see it

[wint @dril]

just a reminder that if some one contacts you using my name or avatar and asks for you for gift cards or cc info its me. give me the money

[Nina Turner @ninaturner]

Good morning!

Reminder: healthcare can never have a “free market” because the demand is always there.

It’s unethical to profit off illness.

Insulin should be free.
Medicine should be free.
Healthcare should be free.

Healthcare workers will still be paid.

[MCM Grand Detroit @MC_Mitchell7]

And 2 seconds into scrolling the thread that made me think of my last tweet, there was porn

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The funniest things about all the changes since Elon took over is that they don’t look or feel like they should be there

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

*taps table*

usa
usa
USA
USA
YOU ESS AYE
YOU ESS AYE

[MCM Grand Detroit @MC_Mitchell7]

@MrBrianJT @vanillaopinions Not only is this the lowest hanging fruit it also just doesn’t make sense in this context. You’re just stupid man.

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Some rich twat totally did this for some sort of tax write-off right?

[Ray Monk @Raymodraco]

The "Icon Of The Seas" sets sail in January 2024. 5610 passengers, 2350 crew members, 5 times larger and heavier than the Titanic, 19 floors with more than 40 bars, restaurants and bowling alleys. What a monstrosity!

[MCM Grand Detroit @MC_Mitchell7]

@8itties @Irunnia_ @MuseWendi She made maybe like 3 cents in this video actually