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@Lakeshow_323 And filled with these muppets https://t.co/wWoCYh6p7M

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@BruceG3504 @BallinFFB Don’t be rude I’m a big fan of the Tennessee Butt F*cks, big win last week in the derby against the Alabama An*ls.

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@k3nnysm1th @zarahussain999 At £130,000 a week a player is earning £776 an hour for sleeping or sitting on the sh*tter. The £2000 match fee is an accounting error in their income.

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@BucktonMel91596 @MoneyTelegraph Agreed just look at the science over tens of thousands of years, the planet warms up and gets colder.

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@GuyLambertUK @MoneyTelegraph @rorysutherland When I lived in Broadwick St in the mid 80s it was the “all sorts” that were fun. A walk to work in the afternoon or early evening meant avoiding 20 or 30 fat mama prostitutes plying their trade.

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@Compo_Simonnite @muhammadbutt Obviously a Butt shagger

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@muhammadbutt The only flag shagging I see is gays for Palestine and all that boll*x.

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@WorkElizab AI receipt, the amounts do not even add up

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@otakara18 Looks more like a security guard to me

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@DonnieS5150 @Its_shee_ Don’t forget that’s the average.

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@maderacad @EnzoSanchezIA @grok At least be two of them would have tattoos now.

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@TheDesKelly What our PM at -48 would give for that rating.

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@GolfDigest I’ve only read two reviews and both are embarrassingly inaccurate. Royal Cinque Ports has three par 3s not four. At Royal St Georges the fourth hole is a par 4 not par 5 and the sleepers around the bunkers were taken out pre-pandemic.

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@bwavery1 @LIVGolfNation The PGA doesn’t set the rules of golf.

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@MaryAWoodford @Cam_Jourdan He admitted his caddie was calling for him to hurry up as he was late.

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@LouiseGuinness @owenjonesjourno We met a transperson as my wife’s work, after leaving I asked my driver what he thought of Sandie “big hands sir” were the only three words he uttered.

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@Markafc87 @owenjonesjourno Certainly far less than 1:200

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@939a46669ecd4ea @SimonCalder No only through your travel insurance.

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@caileachcrubach @MrJamesMay Don’t be a twat, he was still in possession of the knife.

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@ANGELDAWNW @SholaMos1 @metpoliceuk The cnut still had the knife in his hand, you’ve clearly never been unvolved in a life threatening situation.