yap queen

i had to make a new one bc twitter thought i was 13

[You Know Who @MuskTillDawn]

Posting like this while defunding the forest and national park service is such bullshit, man

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Reminder: if voting requires a $165 passport, that’s a poll tax. We made those unconstitutional in 1964.

[mac ꕤ ⋆.˚ ISO 10/30 HARRYWEEN @onlyangeleclerc]

patriotic as fuck! (women’s hockey and alysa liu)

[Angry Staffer @Angry_Staffer]

You fucking idiots took emails of Hillary Clinton ordering pizza and turned them into a child trafficking scheme, but you’re perfectly fine with Donald Trump being best friends with the most notorious sex trafficker of our time.

[Nick @NickZararis]

Leading the western descent into fascism but finally beating Canada in hockey

[via @atrophicbtrfly]

your 20s are for trying soup, making new soups, and discussing soup or soup related topics

[Jakeneutron @TheJakeneutron]

You expect us to believe in our justice system with shit like this

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡💙🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy

[scream inside your heart @jarkrenshaw]

At the art museum whispering “gorgina” in front of all the art

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

idc I love him

[Zweil @somethings_awry]

The rewards of The mortifying
being loved ordeal of being
known

[alexˡᵒᵛᵉˢ ᵏᵉⁿⁿʸ @dybaladoubt]

you're laughing. i asked who made party rock anthem and you're laughing.

[cesar @trashpopsong]

#DebateNight

[MJ @morganisawizard]

my 2024 debate drinking game, enjoy:

[s @taesbitch_]

BREAKING: Jason Derulo has fallen down the #MetGala stairs for the 6th year in a row