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[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

Hate when your browser asks if you want to save a password that you entered wrong. Read the room.

[wint @dril]

why breed dogs with jaws large enough to tear through Flesh, when you could breed dogs with minds large enougj to tear through Fallacy.....

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

I went to a restaurant last night.

Waiter: "Good evening sir, would you like to hear the specials?"

Me: "Yes please"

"THIS TOWN (AHH AHHH) IS COMIN LIKE A GHOST TOWN".

[Maël 🇫🇷 @Maelsauce_]

The Last Jedi is such a good movie

[germán @23__1920516]

información muy importante para la comunidad de lobos malos

[sophie @sophi3lol]

@evilvillain1231 fuck each and every single one of you haters orion has been my favorite constellation ever since i was little and i look forward to every winter so i can see him again

[DM @b0rn2pay]

Over 30 books in a year is consumerist and anti-intellectual

[ًً @martymauser]

ITS MARTY SUPREME https://t.co/l24b0U7oyX

[Pitbull @pitbull]

My life’s a movie, call me Martin Scorsese

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.

[Jonny Cooper @JRCooper26]

Lesley Ugochukwu is the first player with the initials LU to score a Premier League goal against Leeds United. Others (but not all) to achieve this initial feat are Cole Palmer vs Crystal Palace, Carl Cort vs Coventry City and Thierry Henry vs Tottenham Hotspur. #lufc

[Adrian Bott @Cavalorn]

'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party.

[KFC @KFC_ES]

꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄꧄𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄𒀱𒌧𒌧𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒀰𒁏𒈙꧄ 𒈙꧄𒀰𒀰𒈙𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒈙꧄𒀰꧄

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Whenever the train is pulling up to the station and it’s still got some speed to it,, I think about it, I picture it so clearly that I take a couple steps back in case my body decides to sally forth. Anyway, I’m waiting for the bus right now. Whenever the bus is pulling up to the

[“paula” @paularambles]

there’s this guy on tiktok who video calls chatgpt, shows it objects, asks “how much gram,” then weighs them, and if chatgpt is wrong he puts his phone in the fridge where chatgpt is forced to chat with the condiments. roko’s basilisk is definitely making a note of this man.

[Pop-Tarts @PopTartsUS]

I like my tarts where I like my money. Right in my fanny

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING THAT “SUBMISSIVE STEPHEN” (“SS”) MILLER IS THROWING THE BIGGEST, MOST PATHETIC “TANTRUM” IN THE ENTIRE WEST WING. CRYING, STOMPING, WAILING, “OUR QUOTAS! OUR ARRESTS OF CHILDREN! HOW WILL WE SURVIVE WITHOUT RAIDING THE INNOCENT?!” HIS TANTRUM WAS SO LOUD IT TRIGGERED A SMALL EARTHQUAKE IN SAN FRANCISCO (SCIENTISTS ARE CALLING IT THE “MILLER QUAKE”). HE IS FURIOUS THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE REAL LEADER OF AMERICA), JUST SIGNED BEAUTIFUL NEW LAWS TO HOLD TRUMP’S SECRET POLICE ACCOUNTABLE: NO MASKS, NO RAIDS IN OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS. KIDS, TEACHERS, NURSES ARE SAFE AGAIN BECAUSE OF ME! “SS” MILLER IS NOW GROUNDED. NO JUICE BOX. NO CARTOONS. WHEN YOU’RE READY TO STOP TERRORIZING AMERICANS, STEPHEN, YOUR DADDY (ME!) MIGHT UNGROUND YOU. UNTIL THEN, IT’S “TIME OUT.” YOU ARE WELCOME, AMERICA! — GCN

[jaron @ectoentropic]

potechi still got shmovement