Im not saying who has to do it, but one of you Late Night host clowns need to reach out to them Glasgow families and build them an actual, genuine Wonka experience for free. Get @RealChalamet involved and please hire Kirst Paterson too
You've time traveled. It's 2010. You're in a bowling alley on Staten Island. A young comic gets up to do a set at the open mic. You lean over to the person next to you and whisper "this kid is one day gonna have beef with Kanye and SpongeBob"
Spielberg writing a protagonist:
"What if he's a big fucking nerd?"
"Go on..."
"What if he's a big fucking nerd that can throw hands?*
*slaps desk* "genius, genius, genius!!!"
In 2016, some said it didn't matter who won the race between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.
Now in 2023, we've lost the right to abortion, affirmative action, LGBTQ rights, and student loan debt relief.
Don't listen to those people ever again. Elections have consequences.