Mike Dowd

Actor, comedian, activist. Served fresh on a brioche bun with tomato, onion, lettuce, and a dill pickle. Add cheese $1. Add fries $2.

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@Seinpeaks @LibrarianPoster So, like this?

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@jimmykimmel @iamjohnoliver @LateNightSeth @StephenAtHome @colbertlateshow @LastWeekTonight

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Im not saying who has to do it, but one of you Late Night host clowns need to reach out to them Glasgow families and build them an actual, genuine Wonka experience for free. Get @RealChalamet involved and please hire Kirst Paterson too

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It's always wyd and never wtgb, hotgb, cityo?

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Me: "God, I'm so tired of all these Disney+ shows"
Also me: "Sure, I'll watch season 2 of The Santa Clauses with Tim Allen"

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Boy, I really wasn't sure about that Tik Tok recipe until the chef bit it, nodded up and down, and pointed at it

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Every single New York sports fan in 2023

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#TrumpMugShot

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You've time traveled. It's 2010. You're in a bowling alley on Staten Island. A young comic gets up to do a set at the open mic. You lean over to the person next to you and whisper "this kid is one day gonna have beef with Kanye and SpongeBob"

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MCU following up the Secret Invasion disappointment with the #Loki Season 2 trailer got fans like

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I can't help but think that @RonDeSantis's words right before getting into that car crash were "this is gonna be Ron DeSantis's year!"

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Will Smith at the Oscars after one of the robots they got to replace the actors makes an alopecia joke

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The few people who haven't switched over to Threads, scrolling through Twitter, seeing other people's tweets like:

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Spielberg writing a protagonist:
"What if he's a big fucking nerd?"
"Go on..."
"What if he's a big fucking nerd that can throw hands?*
*slaps desk* "genius, genius, genius!!!"

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Send this tweet to someone you fucking hate so that they lose one of their 600 for the day

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The Miranda Sings story is one of those headlines that confirms for me that we live in a simulation and the simulation is malfunctioning

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In 2016, some said it didn't matter who won the race between Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton.

Now in 2023, we've lost the right to abortion, affirmative action, LGBTQ rights, and student loan debt relief.

Don't listen to those people ever again. Elections have consequences.

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@bigguyrises @Seinpeaks It ain't that special. He'll just make you scream weird stuff into a microphone from time to time

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If you're reading this, sorry for wasting one of your 600

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Don't say you love the anime if you haven't read the manga

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Ah yes. The two Lois's