Michael Duffy

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

#dis2017 hypnotize the president so he'll lower tuituon.

[AP Exam Life @AP_examtips]

[taking #apmacro ]

Test: how many shifts do you want?

Me: just fuck me up

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

You: I bet I got a 1 on my AP test
Me, an intellectual: My AP score is equivalent to the derivative of x #apcalc

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

sprinters warm up : opens bag of doritos

distance runner warm up : easy run, progressives, stretching, some strides

[Shelby @shelbae07]

When Mr. Pickle insults your equipage #APLit

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

SHE DID AN ICY ZOOM AND KNEW WHEN TO PUT ON THE BRAKES 13/10 CANCEL THE GAME THIS IS ALL WE NEED https://t.co/4ctgpGcqAd

[NPR @NPR]

"What a nosedive! And he couldn't care less." https://t.co/HEa3rrfuHt

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

"I'd probably make something exciting and fresh, like a salad"
-Noor '16

[C O S T A L i S 🇬🇷 @costvlis]

when a teacher says "their will be consequences" 😂😂

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

@abeero_15 @overthesej

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

Here's to why you're friends with me lol @abeero_15 @overthesej

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

Meet Godi. He's an avid beachgoer and part time rainbow summoner. Eyeliner flawless af. 13/10 would snug well

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

Notre Dame push-ups were awesome!

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

@abeero_15 @overthesej But it was

[Michael Duffy @MDuffy_9]

@overthesej That was my cousin

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

Things non runners say
"i hate running"

Things runners say
"i hate running"