Sarah Burstein

UNC

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

@hanphairas Literally never going home again

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

The security cameras on the outside of my house recorded this last night... and people still try to tell me ghosts aren’t real lol okaaaaay

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

Aliens are real don’t even try to debate me on this

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

today has been brought to you by the letter V as in VACCINATE YOUR FUCKING KIDS

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

Truly a miracle that Mike Pence and Paul Ryan can keep standing up even though they have no backbones!!! #StateofOurUnion #SOTU

[No L @n0ellevator]

Just got out of a matinee screening of Call Me By Your Name where I watched Timothée Chalamet fuck a peach and sobbed for an hour in a crowd full of 80 year olds and honestly... it’s a mood

[halsey @halsey]

here is my entire “A Story Like Mine” poem from today’s #WomensMarch2018 in NYC tw: rape / assault. Thank you.

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

@jandrotapia Hate to break it to you, but it’s an oil change place

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

USA USA USA https://t.co/zWQsr0K1Xw

[NBC OlympicTalk @NBCOlympicTalk]

Shalane Flanagan is first U.S. woman to win NYC Marathon in 40 years https://t.co/cpLkAJp4Mm

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

I saw a squirrel running with an opened tampon in its mouth today... just another day at UNC.

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

The walk of shame from the chemistry exam room to my dorm

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

all colleges should synchronize their breaks

[kaitlynn @kaitlynnkool]

me at 8:42 on a monday https://t.co/Ko78gke6uK

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

One month of college: tired 24/7, drink 3 cups of coffee a day, constantly sick... what a great experiment. Time to drop out.

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

Do you ever think about what is happening in the world right now and cry because same

[A. @notoriousaali]

THE NEXT PERSON THAT TRIES TO FUCK UP MY POSITVE THOUGHTS CATCHING THIS MUHFUCKING FADE AND THATS REALLY MY ENERGY

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

Rhonda still trying to stress me out and I'm graduated

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

"How was your first week of college" "I fell asleep at 6:30 on a Friday"

[Sarah Burstein @sarburstein]

Some of y'all are gonna die and look for a clique in the afterlife because of your lack of self love