Melody Scharff

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@Sarapangomango @_choco__cat Skepticism…. 🫠🫠🫠🫠

[Kelly @boomereng]

it’s wild that $300 dollars buys you an excellent flat screen tv but a piece of shit dresser or table

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@ulat_bulu_bulu @justindipiero take me to the doctor

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@IanKarmel Katy Perry - Teenage Dream 🙌🏼💫 and the lyrics are perfect for a wedding

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

Literally impossible to fall asleep with Hulu on bc commercials SO LOUD

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@SGLewis_ NYC SUNRISE > EVERY OTHER SUNRISE!
@lunarloungenyc

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@SGLewis_ - meet @lunarloungenyc aka @asroot1009. He wants to make ur sunrise DREAMS COME TRUE!!!!

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@hgtv @JeremiahBrent @NateBerkus Where did this show go?! Was the best!

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@lenadunham @filmnation @sundancefest Would lose my mind over this! In a great way!

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@NateBerkus 1!

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

@Sarapangomango Psychotic tbh

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

Pedicures are not relaxing.

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

Just heard a couple arguing because “she brought up his toothbrush to people who didn’t need to know about it” and I’m like DYING TO SEE THE TOOTHBRUSH NOW.

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

Do ppl ride bikes in San Francisco??

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

the receptionist at European wax center asked a girl how her services were and the girl said TRAUMATIC 🙃 we know we know

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

I hate that crocs r trending omg

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

Gimme a song title that’s funnier when you replace the word “the” with “your.” like.... Don’t Let The Sun Go Down On Me

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

MONDAY NIGHT ROCK THE BLOCK NIGHT ❤️❤️❤️❤️ #nateandjeremiah #thebest @JeremiahBrent why do yall have to wear the same thing each time?

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

ITS A SAGITTARIUS THING... we r ALWAYS paying attention even when we DONT WANNA BE

[tayles @taylor_hogan]

@MESXHARFF I do the same thing!!!!!

[Melody Scharff @MESXHARFF]

My favorite/least favorite part was “have u ever heard of Mary j blige”