Matt Enslin

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[Matt Enslin @MEnslin96]

@Seidel_Z Bro putting up guilty counts like a Luka FGA line

[Matt Enslin @MEnslin96]

Elite Day 1

[Jordan Raanan @JordanRaanan]

A recap of Giants moves:

GM Joe Schoen wasn't going to invest big money in what he viewed as non-premium positions (RB + safety). So Saquon Barkley and Xavier McKinney were allowed to walk.

Instead, invest heavy in the O-line + pay a high-priced edge in Brian Burns.

[Brendan Hodges @metaplexmovies]

Involuntarily teared up at THE BOY AND THE HERON winning Best Picture, seeing one of our great masters actually rewarded for such a strangely inaccessible and demanding magnum opus is everything I hope the Academy to go for. Miyazaki couldn’t care less, but honestly pretty moved!

[Matt Spring @mattjspring]

⁦⁦@joshhart⁩ ⁦@jalenbrunson1⁩ ⁦@Roommates__Show⁩

[Anthony Blackwood @TonyBWood]

The Cerveza Cristal marketing team:

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

“The market will regulate itself!”

The market:

[Matt Enslin @MEnslin96]

If Shohei takes a 10 min shit, he makes $30K

[Matt Spring @mattjspring]

killers of the flower moon was so good

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

Having a “The Bear” summer:
- Panic attacks
- Disassociating
- Living in past trauma
- Eating a lot of sandwiches
- Calling people cousin
- Shouting

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

7 tickets for Oppenheimer, and 7 more for Barbie my friend. And hurry the fuck up about it

[Silverhand @lmpressiveCock]

“Gang gang.”
“Yes yes yes”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“Yes yes yes”
“Yes yes yes”
“Mm ice cream so good”
“Slaaay hahaha”
“Thank you lopez”
“Gang gang”
“Yes yes yes”
“Mm ice cream so good”

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

One of my favorite underrated parts of NYC bodega culture is when a place has an extensive menu of sandwiches with names “Da Godfather” and “Brooklyn Classic” that the employees seem largely unaware of and actively discourage you from ordering if you bring it up.

[Matt Enslin @MEnslin96]

@mattjspring @KDTrey5 bring out the burners

[Tristan Snell @TristanSnell]

The poster for the Kyiv Book Fair.

Instant classic.

[Neel Bhatt @_Neelsreeldeel]

Me going from watching Oppenheimer to Barbie on the same day

[Matt Enslin @MEnslin96]

Droughts hitting Tokyo, reports of extreme thirst confirmed