Spokesperson 发言人办公室

Parody for the Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Basically regurgitates MFA tweets, but with anti-CCP undertones and satire. If they banned you, follow me.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@DrTedros @DidierPittet @WHO Thank you Dr Tedros for helping us coverup the virus. Without you, the world wouldn’t fall for our lies. As a sign of gratitude, China will pay an additional $30 million for your propaganda efforts. Keep speading lies, or we will kick Ethiopia out of the Belt and Road Initiative

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

HKPF just “incited succession” by tweeting #HKIndependence. Arrest these fuckers for breaching the #NationalSecurityLaw.

[Hong Kong Police Force @hkpoliceforce]

#Breaking: Three males and one female, aged 16-21, who claimed to be students, have been arrested for breaching the #NationalSecurityLaw. They were suspected of secession by advocating #HKIndependence. Investigation is underway. #Hongkong

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@candle_finder what a sore loser. Instead of admiting you’re wrong, instead of posting the sources, you blocked me like a coward.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

If you have access to twitter, why is it difficult to copy and paste the source URL?

No, Mr Duckweed, its because you truely don’t have a source. Don’t hide behind your nonsense excuses like, im poor, or im mobile user... Just admit that you’re wrong, and move on.

[PingMeansPeace🌏🎈🎈🎈 @candle_finder]

@YanagawaMiyu @globaltimesnews Fine. Give me 72 hours, I will purchase a new iphone, get it set up and find the papers. Hopefully you will say thank you. Seriously I am in semi-lock down. Maybe next year when I get a job to buy an iphone?

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@candle_finder Why did you block me, Mr Duckweed? Is it because you’re to ashamed to admit you’re wrong?

Pathetic excuse of a being. Lying to me about COVID19, pretending that your claims are backed up with sources, yet you dont have one.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@Bobby44562471 @ilsestosanso @YanagawaMiyu @FaberChan @Reuters your intelligence is laughable... where did you get the idea that HK is the least oppressed protester? Global fucking times?

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@Brucebb2018 @YanagawaMiyu @soda34767647 @rthk_enews so you block people you disagree with? lol, so sensible. Get off your high horse

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@Brucebb2018 So you blocked me, huh... funny how you talk about being "sensible," yet you block people you disagree with...

Guess who else does this too? The "rioters" you criticise. They beat people up for having different opinions. Fucking hypocrite.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@DoctorTedros Corruptionism

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@WHO @DrTedros On behalf of China, I would like to thank @DrTedros and the @WHO for helping us coverup and downplay the outbreak. Without them, the virus would not have spread that far.

As a gesture of goodwill, we will pay the WHO an additional $30 million for their outstanding efforts.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@RajanRajan0007 @DrTedros Can’t stop laughing at this!! Best one

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@fkeverycountry We condemn these accusations from the west. Without China, who is going give you faulty medical supplies, that you must pay for anyways?

Without China, who is going to by your failing businesses?

Without China, COVID19 wouldn’t exist.

The world owe us a big thank you.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

We would like to give our gratitute towards Uganda for continuing their cooperation and friendship with China in fighting the pandemic.

Even though China is racist and treat ugandans and other africans in like shit, Uganda govt. cares more about politics than their people.

[Chinese Embassy in Uganda @ChineseEmb_Uga]

China-Uganda Friendship Hospital and Yunnan Province Infectious Disease Hospital had a Video Conference on sharing experiences on management and treatment of COVID-19.🇺🇬🇨🇳

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

@DrTedros @DidierPittet @WHO Thank you Dr Tedros for helping us coverup the virus. Without you, the world wouldn’t fall for our lies. As a sign of gratitude, China will pay an additional $30 million for your propaganda efforts. Keep speading lies, or we will kick Ethiopia out of the Belt and Road Initiative

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

There is no such thing as wildlife wet market. Our markets sell agricultur3 and seafood, as well as bat soups and dog meat.

These are essential in people’s daily life, also essential in starting the #COVID19 outbreak. Also essential in our economy, so they wont be punished.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

We condemn the US’s move to cut funds to WHO. The WHO has played an instrumental role in this pandemic, they helped us coverup the outbreak and helped us lie to the world about its dangers.

For that we are grateful to @DoctorTedros and we will offer him $30 million as a gift.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

The current pandemic poses a threat to the health and safety of overseas Chinese citizens. China will always put the protection of the safety and health of all overseas citizens first.

Unless our economy is in danger from another outbreak, screw them.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

Vietnam’s claims in South China Sea violates international law. No international law dictates on who can own islands on international waters, so therefore its ours because China number 1
https://t.co/m98j7YxjmL

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

Soon, the state of Utah will discover that these test kits are faulty. But who cares as long as our country, China, revives the economy. Liaoning and #CCPVirus strong together!

[Chinese Embassy in US @ChineseEmbinUS]

Medical supplies donated by Liaoning Province to the State of Utah arrived in Salt Lake City on April 17. Fourteen years of friendship, tested and strengthened by adversity. Utah and Liaoning will stay strong together!

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

We urge the US to stop meddiling with our internal affairs, but at the same time we urge the US to dismiss their State Attorney General for initiating a baseless lawsuit. A lawsuit that wont boost international cooperation, even though most of the world already hates us.

[Spokesperson 发言人办公室 @MFA_Chinaa]

Shifting blame and smearing China is not the right way to deal with the pandemic in US. We urge US politicians to rethink the bills that aims to make China pay, even though our actions did lead to this pandemic.