Mike Pipkin

Fan of @rangers, @spursofficial, @drpepper, @thedispatch, @dallasmavs, @dallasstars, and @dallascowboys, usually in that order.

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@JonahDispatch Thanks @x for confirming that this image was made by AI.

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@JonahDispatch At least they said "Hi".

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@GaryRWard I’ll probably read and “like” more than anything else, but I’m game.

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Red Fridays are back!

In celebration of our City Connect debut tonight, repost for a chance to win this merch pack 🔥

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@MLB @Rangers Sharp!

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A Texas-sized giveaway 👏

We are giving away a new Rangers City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

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@EdWhelanEPPC Sounds like Ken Paxton is the man for the job.

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@EsotericCD Write this down for posterity's sake: Paxton drops out after Trump's endorsement of Cornyn, on the promise that he will be appointed the remainder of Ted Cruz's term, after Cruz is nominated to the Supreme Court (once there is an opening, of course).

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@EsotericCD (From Dallas) To your points:

1) Cornyn has more than a fighting shot. The fact that he overperformed RCP average polling shows that. Paxton is a singularly despicable human being, much less political candidate.

2) Talarico is this cycle's Wendy Davis and Beto.

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@whignewtons From your lips . . .

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@JaredSandler She's gorgeous! Congratulations on this wonderful blessing!

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@KVanValkenburg It's the Commish at the top middle that's most remarkable to me. Someone the public has never heard of or seen gets top billing.

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@TomAllnutt_ Serious question (albeit from a Texan who doesn’t know much of anything): If Spurs decided to move on from Frank, would Alonso be interested, or of interest?

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@SportsSturm I think that this is absolutely brilliant on the part of the Tour. If Rahm, DeChambeau, and Smith do the deal (which they can afford, given what they’ve been paid by the PIF, LIV is dead. The only way LIV survives is as a second-tier tour, which will never happen.

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@JamesTMaw You are exhausting.

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@exjon @DougTenNapel Amen. Never met you, but you’re in my prayers.

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@EsotericCD Don’t underestimate Cornyn. Paxton is a singularly unlikable politician.

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@whignewtons Happy Birthday!

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@GabbyHerzig @TheAthletic Henceforth, they will be known as LXXII tournaments.