OG Megz b

Procrastinating since 1981

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

When will I stop falling for his "I miss you" texts?

When he stops making my eyes roll back in my head every time he touches me.

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@miyaka_yugi Exactly this! Proving they picked the right person, ratings-wise.

[Ashley Fern @disco_infern0]

I really go from ‘I’m never drinking again’ to ���I could use an IV of tequila right now’ real quick

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@bachelol This is my favorite meme to come out of the entire season!

[Marcmywords @Marcmywords2]

Welcome to Weekend Twitter!
Day Drinkers... start your engines.

[AlwaysAshley @AshleyAlready]

Every guy I’ve ever dated has appreciated my personal policy on not being close friends with an ex when you’re in a relationship, and then have also been absolutely shocked to discover that applies to them when they become an ex.

[Jules @julesbrazz]

You give and give and get tired of it when there’s no reciprocity

[trash jones @jzux]

well well well, if it isn’t the bridge i said i’d cross when i came to it

[Thats_AmyWho @AmywhoThats]

Fuck me and feed me tacos.
* Current mood

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@mrstrangefact We call that "b*tch eating crackers" mode here in the south

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@makaylaedwardss And sweaters and leggings and boots ❤️❤️❤️

[Friney ☕️🌷 @dimplesticks]

I needed my soul to be refreshed , so I took it home, to the sea

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@TheBoydP The host's good fortune. Good snacks are the reason I'm gracing their party with my presence.

[BadMummy @WineMummy]

Welcome to your 40s. You now wake up dreading everything.

[OG Megz b @MGB585]

@adamgreattweet I like it. But be prepared to pay $40 for a penny's worth of thoughts.

[(A)$ke₩ @Askew_74]

Music has the uncanny ability to resurrect our lives after people have destroyed it.

[💯ℂ𝕣𝕒𝕫𝕪𝔸𝔽👑🍄𝔹𝕦𝕥ℂ𝕦𝕥𝕖💯 @Crazy_ButCute2]

I take pride in having a good heart and great tits

[𝕾𝖆𝖗𝖆𝖍 @SummerSongGirl]

I can’t be the only person who had it all and threw it away due to poor choices and poorer mental health

[Flash @Flashyasf]

Words stick with me . Don’t say shit you don’t mean to me .

[The Sassiest Semite @LittleMissLizz]

I never fleeted. If you wanted to see me naked you could have done it the ole fashioned way. By lying to me, showing me a modicum of affection just long enough for me to let my guard down & then totally ignoring me. We perfected this in the 90s & it didn’t need improvement.