People online are talking about a Trump staffer who reportedly wakes him up if he falls asleep during events.
The woman goes by the nickname "The Zapper." According to users, she has a special button on her midsection that triggers a signal to help wake the President up should he doze off.
Keep an eye on her hand—it seems to be true.😂😂😂
I watched Trump’s speech at the Correspondents’ Dinner last night.
It’s hard to articulate how sad it made me.
Sad and embarrassed and exhausted.
Here is the thing about a man who is a joke. He can’t tell one.
People think humor is a talent. It isn’t. It’s a capacity. To make someone laugh you have to be able to laugh at yourself, and to laugh at yourself you have to step outside of yourself and see what everyone else sees. For one second you have to be just another person in the room.
Most people can do this by the time they are nine years old.
He has never once managed it. Not in fifty years of cameras. Not for a second.
That is not a quirk. It is a symptom. The muscle that lets you tell a joke is the same one that lets you feel what another person feels. A man who cannot survive being laughed at cannot imagine being anyone but himself. He will only ever be generous when it is photographed. He will only ever be kind when it is filmed.
There is a name for it.
So he stood up there and did what he always does. He hit down. He made jokes about people’s weight. He made jokes about their intelligence. He made jokes about how women look. He read out the names of people he doesn’t like, and mocked them. Always mocking. And when no one laughed he blamed his speech writers.
The cruelty dressed as humor has worn so thin.
And for the 30% of you still in the cult who will inevitably call me a crackhead and blame it all on my Dad, all I can say is please, for the love of God, open your eyes. Wake the fuck up. Have some dignity. Have some pride.
Joe Biden wasn’t standing at that podium last night. Donald Trump was.
And at the end of it he put on a red hat that said Trump 2028 and told the room he was running again. No one laughed because everyone knows he has no intention of leaving.
Just another joke at our expense.
@MAGAVoice Nobody in the GOP will even admit that Biden won a fair and free election. Even though every court agreed there was no evidence of cheating. The actual percentage of illegal votes is less than 0.01%. And most of those were GOP votes. Keep crying though.
@ImDanielBrown@MAGAVoice It’s already illegal for non-citizens to vote. The SAA would make it much harder for women to vote having to prove when their names have changed due to marriage (they need their birth certificate and wedding certificate.) Mail in voting should not be taken away either.
@SamEldridge87@MAGAVoice Y’all are fucking brainwashed, what you don’t hear in that video are boos coming in, and the FIFA president running on stage to get him off. Trump didn’t earn shit and shouldn’t have been presenting the trophy. Also… Spain edited Trump out of all their pictures. Keep asskissing