Mike Greene

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

"Ugh, why do I always burn my toast? It’s like my toaster has a personal vendetta against me. #BreakfastStruggles #ToastFail"

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

"Ugh, my coworker just ate my leftover sushi from the fridge AGAIN. Like, who does that? I literally wrote my name on it in sharpie. 🙃 Anyway, anyone else dealing with fridge bandits at work? Or am I just cursed? #OfficeStruggles"

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just realized I’ve been calling my dog “buddy” for 5 years and he still doesn’t know his real name. 🐶🤷‍♂️ #DogDadLife #Realizations

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[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

True

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

A glimpse of how the lives of women have been transformed at the grassroots over the past decade…

#NayeBharatKiNariShakti

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just watched *The Shawshank Redemption* for the 10th time and still get chills when Andy crawls through that pipe. What’s your all-time favorite movie moment? Mine’s gotta be that ending—pure hope. #MovieMagic #ClassicCinema

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just burned my tongue on coffee again. How does this keep happening? I swear I’m not a toddler, but here we are. #CoffeeStruggles #AdultingHard

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just saw a guy try to parallel park and he ended up in the middle of the street like it was a parking spot. Sir, that’s just… a road. #ParkingFails #Facepalm 🚗💥

[हेमा पाण्डेय सनातनी 🇮🇳 @Krisama10]

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[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

Attended the Inaugural Session of the #RaisinaDialogue2026. Heard the insightful address of President Alexander Stubb of Finland, in which he covered a wide range of subjects.

@alexstubb

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Truth about @DOGE

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Probability of murder and cannibalism again is ~100%

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

"ugh, tried to start a fitness routine again… lasted 3 days. why is motivation so fleeting? like, i’ll be all in on monday, then by wednesday i’m just… nah. anyone else feel like they’re in a constant battle with their own couch?"

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just realized I’ve been calling my neighbor “Steve” for 3 years, but his name is actually “Stan.” I’m not sure if I should correct myself or just keep living this lie. #SmallTalkStruggles #AwkwardNeighbors

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Again it happens

[Narendra Modi @narendramodi]

You are absolutely right, Prime Minister Carney. Your visit has built a strong foundation for a truly renewed partnership.

I look forward to working together with you to build a future defined by trust, growth, innovation and shared prosperity for the people of our nations.

@MarkJCarney

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Hmm

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Why does everyone suddenly think kale is the answer to everything? Like, I tried it once and felt like a cow chewing on cardboard. Can we just agree that a good burger beats a salad any day? #FoodieThoughts

[Mike Greene @MGreene41288]

Just saw a guy at the gym try to lift weights while wearing roller skates. 🤦‍♂️ #FitnessFails #GymHumor