Moira Haberkern

be somebody who makes everybody feel like a somebody

[annabelle :3 @oomfabelle]

The vibe for summer 2023:

[Sok-It @javasok]

Ah yes the holy Trinity (1 beverage for hydration, 1 beverage for fun, 1 beverage for energy)

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Explaining to Moira that I am agreeable to a St.Patrick’s day party, If we can also do a Greek Independence Day party.

It’s about compromise.

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

30th lap.

Thankful for my family, girlfriend and friends.

Takes a village.

Sign me up for 70 more.

[James @CaucasianJames]

for all we know, we might not get tomorrow let’s do it tonight!

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Me at 6:25 pm after drinking my 43rd mojito of the day in Mexico

[Rizz Khalifa @Calfcallus]

Bad day to be @MHaberkern

[Jamal Hinton @Jamalhinton12]

To answer all your questions, yes Thanksgiving year 7 is planned out! See you guys Thursday! 🦃🖤

[James @CaucasianJames]

it won’t

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Having a headache when u wake up is extremely unethical to me bc like … give the girls a chance ?

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

u should be able to order a chocolate chip cookie medium rare

[Moira Haberkern @MHaberkern]

@Calfcallus things i learned today: you will get hit for saying “a hot minute”

[tito ✟ @rockstarxtito]

Whoever invented strawberry lemonade i love u boy

[Skyler Higley @skyler_higley]

I mainly wanna be on SNL for the part where everybody hugs at the end that seems really nice.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

mfs in elementary school used to lie about the dumbest shit like bro your great uncle was not on the Titanic 😭