Michelle Johnson

Educator, Adventure Seeker, Wife and Crazy Cat Lady (not necessarily in that order 😊)

[Michelle Johnson @MICHELLEE0713]

@airwaterlandcom Amazing catch! Too bad the folks on the boat seemed to miss Jump 2!

[Brad @BraddrofliT]

People with 6 teeth defending people with 8 yachts is one of the greatest political achievements in modern history.

[Hillary Clinton @HillaryClinton]

Local man suggests jailing own boss.

[Democratic Wins Media @DemocraticWins]

BREAKING: In a stunning moment, Republican Senator Jeff Flake just announced that he is endorsing Senator Jon Ossoff. This is how you build a winning coalition in a tough swing state.

[Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦 @AdamKinzinger]

Hey guys, since you released faucis diary maybe now we can do the Epstein files?

[julie k. brown @jkbjournalist]

My job application letter to CBS News Editor and Chief Bari Weiss. https://t.co/jPm8MjovSt

[Michelle Johnson @MICHELLEE0713]

@FreddyLA7 Sailgating at the Greatest Setting in college football - Husky Stadium at the University of Washington (Seattle) - late September/early October is gorgeous up here!

[Rep. Sylvia Garcia @RepSylviaGarcia]

We can now confirm that the substance found in Lorenzo Salgado’s van was not a narcotic or any other illicit substance. As his family has said all along, this was an electrolyte powder to stay hydrated working outside in the hot Texas summer.

The attempt to cast a shadow over Lorenzo Salgado’s name has failed.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

So long, America🫡🇺🇸

49 days ago we landed in the USA to follow our country at the World Cup. We had no idea it would turn into the trip of a lifetime.

Thank you to everyone who followed along, and to all the people we met who made this journey even more special. We honestly don’t have the words to express how grateful we are for everything you did for us.

This trip exceeded every expectation we had. We came here with an open mind, wanting to experience as much of the country as possible. I still remember telling my friends on the flight to Atlanta that I hoped we’d get to meet a few locals on this trip. Now we’re flying home with friends all across the USA.

Before we came, we heard so many stereotypes and warnings about America. People told us about safety concerns, that they might check our social media at the border, and all kinds of other things. None of it matched our experience. This was probably the most welcoming country we’ve ever visited.

So if you have the chance to travel, do it. The world isn’t nearly as bad as the media often makes it seem. 99% of people are awesome!

I heard this quote somewhere during the World Cup, and I think it sums up our experience perfectly:

“If you want to hate the world, watch the news. If you want to love it, travel it.”

Thank you, America ❤️🇺🇸

[Michelle Johnson @MICHELLEE0713]

@LUXURYLAW Impeccable suit and tailoring. Perfect for the moment.

[Rick Reilly @ReillyRick]

It turns out Dechambeau wanted the R & A to call Trump and have the two shot penalty overruled. To repeat: He wanted to call in Donald Trump as his expert on GOLF CHEATING.

[Jeff Timmer @jefftimmer]

Fun Fact: The President of the goddam United States paid nearly $6 million in damages today to a woman he raped. Once upon a time, this would have been the only news you heard.

[Corby Davidson @corbydavidson]

Ok. I can’t believe this just happened. My kid is sitting in a beach chair with his hand casually in the sand, & suddenly goes “oh my god look.” He pulls up a girls wedding band. It says “April 16, 2016 I love you.” This was gone FOREVER until now. Seagrove, Fla…Find this lady!

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

This is more catastrophic for England than the witch doctor

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Someone call Mike Macdonald we need to try some of his shenanigans on defense

[U.S. Soccer Men's National Team @USMNT]

Here to touch the moon. 🌕

[Jonathan Lemire @JonLemire]

https://t.co/JAkyxrnA5m

[Zeroxy @Zeroxy_]

Can someone who lives in the kansas area please forward this to the authorities, i don't know what I'm able to do from Norway but this person randomly said this in my twitch chat and didnt comment further. RTs appreciated as I really need someone from kansas to see this.

[Michelle Johnson @MICHELLEE0713]

@BrockHuard @HuardMacey Now you need to get scuba dive certified so you can experience it from below. The very best!

[Stew Peters @realstewpeters]

REP HUFFMAN: “The CEO of Trump’s Freedom 250 flew to Davos, stood in front of a room full of foreign governments and asked them ‘how they wanted to shape America’s birthday’. Then they stole hundreds of millions and committed wire fraud.”

Holy shit.