Mike Donley

Food eater. Air breather. Anarchist. Dad.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Hey friend. I care about you more than you can imagine. It’s weird, I know.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Feeling proud of my individuality is often in direct conflict with feeling inadequate compared to my peers. #lifeisweird

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Just checking in. Yup. Still boring.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@Wilco @Spotify The same number of hours that Wilco played in Columbus, OH.

[AEP Ohio @AEPOhio]

Vehicle accidents are a top cause of power outages at AEP Ohio. Looking at these photos, you can see why. Here is some of the damage our lineworkers are repairing today after a truck hit one of our poles in southwest Columbus.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Play-offs are really not impossible for the @Browns ...just sayin’.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

...with the fucking apologies! Christ!

[AEP Ohio @AEPOhio]

Karl Road Customers: We are aware of the outage in the area and have a crew enroute. We realize the game is going on and will work to get power restored as quickly as possible.

[Kurt Vonnegut @Kurt_Vonnegut]

Smoking is the only honorable form of suicide.

[AEP Ohio @AEPOhio]

Please share with friends and loved ones: Scammers keep scamming our customers. Don’t get duped. Know the signs to avoid being ripped off.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

I can’t get onboard with this thing that’s happening lately where we’re calling dogs, “doggos”. Why do we need this? Just give your dog a proper nickname like I did. #BabyBooBooPooPooPuppyGirlDog

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@RadioMadison Yes! This band didn’t get the love it deserved in the 90s. #Placebo #PureMorning

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@itisbenjo Assplosion is definitely a daily player in my game of life...🤔

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@itisbenjo Could you expand on this before I fully commit to a RT?

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Coerced might be the wrong word. Maybe I mean convinced.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

I feel ashamed and angry that I have been coerced into participating in what must be the most obvious form of oppression in this country. I just bought the #FastPassPlus for my @cedarpoint trip.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

Last night I dreamed that I was watching a #StarWars movie that hasn’t been made yet. #LevelUp #StarWarsFandom

[AEP Ohio @AEPOhio]

Do you know what to do if you're in an accident and power lines fall on your vehicle?

#SafetySaturday tip: The safest move is to call 911 and stay in your car until the power company arrives. If there's an emergency and you must get out, follow the steps below.

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@JustineBateman Not to mention, how out of touch are you if you don’t know who SBC is and what you’re probably getting yourself into?

[Mike Donley @MIKEtotheD]

@JustineBateman For the love of Pete! When will all the old people just go away!?