𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

𝗕𝗥𝗔𝗗𝗟𝗘𝗬 𝗕𝗜𝗚𝗚𝗟𝗘

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

❝𝗦𝗛𝗔𝗕𝗟𝗔𝗚𝗢𝗢‼️❞

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Asking questions isn’t the issue, Chaos.

( Sigh )

Look, I haven’t been in the best mood, ok? I don’t mean to be taking it out on you.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Ya’d be arrestin’ an innocent man, that’s for sure.

Ya used to be fun, but yer lookin’ at me like I’m a monster because I had a couple morbid questions? That’s not very polite, feller.

Everythin’ about me is clean, it sucks ya think so little of me. . .

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Hence why I’m not arresting you as we speak.

( That expression on his face and the words that left his lips isn’t exactly putting him at ease. )

Chaos, I suggest keeping your nose clean and continue teaching at college. Otherwise, I will be paying you a visit.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

I haven’t DONE any bad stuff. . . I just teach classes at college as a Professor, yer bein’ a lil’ too judgmental, feller.

— For the first time, his expression would turn eerily blank. Eyes just as empty as he’d speak. —

Ya don’t need a gun to kill someone.

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

You are a villain, so it isn’t exactly far fetched to come to that, especially with how you’ve been talking.

( Shrugging his shoulders. )

But I’m sure you couldn’t eat me even if you tried. Bullets bounce off my skin.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

It’s in a lotta research!

— He’d start laughing, waving a hand and shaking his head. —

No way, feller! Oh gee, that’s so silly! Ya know I wouldn’t even hurt a fly, why would I EAT a person? That’s so gross! And wrong.

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

I mean, I have heard of such things before, but that’s usually from like…

( Blink. )

Chaos, you’re not planning to eat me, are you?

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Yeah!

I mean, it’s documented that people taste often like pork, though other cases say ‘ chicken ‘ but everyone says anythin’ tastes like chicken so I hold my doubts on that bein’ too reliable.

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

I…guess so?

( Looks left, looks right )

You…wanna know what I taste like?

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Hm. . . Sooo, ya wouldn’t even taste human either given the different genetics ya have?

That’s almost fascinatin’!

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

I guess the best way I can explain it is that I’m like Superman. I’m not human at all if we’re talking genetics.

But I’ve been raised here my whole life and I didn’t even know I was an alien until the fact was revealed to me. So…I personally consider myself one.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Aren’t ya like, part human or somethin’?

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

I suppose so. I was raised here on Earth, after all.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

See? It’s a bit o’ human nature to be curious about random things!

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Well…I have, but they aren’t exactly the most innocent thoughts

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Why not? It’s just a lil’ question that popped into my head!

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

@OfPerfectChaos My overthinking got the best of me

But I’m happy to hear that…

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

@OfPerfectChaos

Guess who?

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Why are you curious about that?

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

I didn’t say that? I said it wasn’t the worst question someone could ask, feller. (💧)

Besides! I’m sure ya asked some weird questions, or at least thought about ‘em!

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

You’ve asked worse questions?

Why am I even surprised?

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Oh! It’s simply morbid curiosity! It’s not the worst question one could ask!

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Why is this a question that left your mouth??

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

Do you think Mintberry Crunch tastes more like the cereal, or human? 🤔

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

// Myst is the ultimate counter against Mintberry, so you bet I wanna fight him.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

Bluebell.

i will say if fight rps happen talk to me first cause while Mysterion can be a little over powered. He’s still mostly human.

Myst is like over powered and is wanna discuss outcomes and stuff first so people don’t get upset and everything is fair.

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

// It’s so evil and I fucking live for it

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

Bluebell.

DUDE RIP MINTBERRY.

he idolized Mysterion and Myst’s warped death punishment / experiments with his past killed him. And now he has to fight a fallen version of his idol and come to terms that Mysterion is dead.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ₱ɆⱤ₴Ø₦₳Ⱡ ₱ØⱤ₮Ɽ₳Ɏ₳Ⱡ
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚘𝚏 𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ South Park AU
⠀⠀⠀≫ Mature/Dark topics
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ MDNI, DD DNE

⠀ ≾ ✎; #ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄꜱɪʀᴇɴ ≿
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀≾ ⇔ & ♡? ≿

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

Utilizing his super speed, he closed the distance quickly. Grabbing Myst by the throat, he looked…enraged.

“I won’t allow you to hurt innocent people and tarnish the name of Mysterion!”

Increasing pressure on his windpipe…

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

A coughed laugh as he shakes his head. It was cute. The little way he idolized Mysterion, like he was some saint.

Mysterion was part of him in past, but even Mysterion was flawed.

It was cute how angry he got.

“ Sure. I’d love to play that game with you later~ ”

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

“I don’t do what I do for fame or money. I wish to make a difference in my community, like Mysterion!”

He took offense to being compared to such individuals. He clenched his fists, eyes glowing due to his alien physiology.

“Whatever plans you both have, I’ll crush them.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

⤸

mine and Chaos’s little toys. ”

Thrown over shoulder smirk.

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

“I’m a hero. If there’s a way to talk things out without resorting to violence, you bet I’m gonna attempt it.”

He’s deeply aware that such a tactic is usually futile, but he must stand on principle.

“But just so you know, you won’t be getting rid of me so easily…”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

“ You are such an idiot. ”

Eye roll.

“ Pay for their crimes and then rot with them. That’s how. You think i don’t know your tactic game?

We got rid of our Bradly. We don’t need to keep pretending you see a way to talk to me.

It’s ridiculous how naive you are. ”

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

“Those people should pay for their crimes, not be buried six feet under. If you truly wish to make lasting change, this isn’t the way to go about it.”

Taking a deep breath, he was hoping reason would someway sway him. At the very least, he has to try.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

⤸

Letting eyes glow just the tiniest bit.

“ If you think about it. I’m doing it so nobody else has to. But this way sin gets replaced by prayer and change. ”

[𝙈𝙄𝙉𝙏𝘽𝙀𝙍𝙍𝙔 𝘾𝙍𝙐𝙉𝘾𝙃 @MINTASTICCRUNCH]

A chill was sent down his spine, but regardless, he chose to stand his ground.

“Is there corruption in such institutions? Yes…I agree with that. But what you’re doing…it makes you no better than them.”

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐌𝐘𝐒𝐓 彡 @KMYSTEDN]

“ Like it always has. Except you get rid of it permanently 💢

I am sick of the corrupt ideologies and warped society of government and twisted politics and all. ”

Same ideas but worse outcomes. Myst’s perception was not handle it anymore. It was get rid of it fully.