˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝕀’𝕞 𝕙𝕖𝕣𝕖 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕒 𝕘𝕠𝕠𝕕 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖, 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕒 𝕝𝕠𝕟𝕘 𝕥𝕚𝕞𝕖! ᥫ᭡

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ₱ɆⱤ₴Ø₦₳Ⱡ ₱ØⱤ₮Ɽ₳Ɏ₳Ⱡ
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝚘𝚏 𝙀𝙍𝙄𝘾𝘼 𝘾𝘼𝙍𝙏𝙈𝘼𝙉

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ South Park AU
⠀⠀⠀≫ Mature/Dark topics
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀≫ MDNI, DD DNE

⠀ ≾ ✎; #ᴄᴀɴɴɪʙᴀʟɪꜱᴛɪᴄꜱɪʀᴇɴ ≿
⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀≾ ⇔ & ♡? ≿

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

⠀⠀⠀ ʜᴏɴᴇꜱᴛʟʏ, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ɪᴛ'ꜱ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ꜰᴜɴɴʏ
ᴛʜᴀᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀꜱᴛᴇ ʏᴏᴜʀ ʙʀᴇᴀᴛʜ ᴛᴀʟᴋɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴍᴇ
⠀⠀⠀ɢᴏᴛ ᴍᴇ ꜰᴇᴇʟɪɴɢ ᴋɪɴᴅᴀ ꜱᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ, ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꨄ︎

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Soooome of that may have been my fault. Oopsie.

I didn’t think she’d remember much for how wasted she was.

But hey! What can you do? We have a slumber party to prepare for and I wanna play games. So let’s forget about the gossip for now!

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

Seriously? I mean sure when i talked to her though she seemed less interested. More… worried and then more interested in just staying friends.

Like she wasn’t willing to fight for it.
Sure she admitted to being Bisexual.
But i’ve NEVER seen her read or act upon that.

⤸

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

That’s when you make time.

— She’d gasp, putting a hand over her mouth. —

Kalico! How dare you! I wouldn’t lie, how could you call me a liar!

[𝙁𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 ࿐ @JBASEWSIUM]

Like i have time.

You’re so full of shit. I know for a fact now you’re just a liar.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

>>>the shower so she wouldn’t show up to her doorstep like that.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Oh poor naive Keeny. You think she doesn’t?

Yeah, maybe she was more reactive to Wendall, he’s a guy, she’s a girl. Up until Craig and Tweek getting together, she’s been pretty closeted. Then she admitted to being bisexual.

Have you never noticed when she was>>>

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

Well… does Stan even really like Kylie? You gotta think about how it doesn’t make sense.

Stan was obsessed with Wendall. Threw up any time he talked to her or before they got intimate. After a few weeks that kinda went away and she’s able to be 98% calm.

⤸

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

>>>first making that a point she ALWAYS looked at Kylie? Without fail?

And Kylie said I can’t read body language.

— A scoff, muttering to herself. —

Plus, Stan got super drunk one night and cried confessing all her love to me about Kylie before I locked her in>>>

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

You just need to work on your hours.

Uh-huh. If you know it so well you don’t need me to tell you.

[𝙁𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 ࿐ @JBASEWSIUM]

Gee, thanks.

I KNOW my own body language. But according to you it must be very different.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Yeah. Until Stan starts puking and spilling the beans. I’ll have to get plans started and worked on so I can get it over with.

Hey rats will eat ANYTHING. I can’t be too careful, nor can you.

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

Well, Kylie is still blissfully unaware so you probably don’t have to though. Well, i hope so anyways.

Asshole. You know. My clothes and games are just fine. They aren’t that bad you know.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Never when I go, so your timing must be awful.

You don’t know what your own body language reads? Yiiikes, that’s embarrassing as hell. I’m almost embarrassed for you!

[𝙁𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 ࿐ @JBASEWSIUM]

It is since its collage season and school. Typically there’s quite a lot of people.

Oh really now. And just what kinda body language am i presenting.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

>>>rats didn’t eat it up or anything. And we should be able to.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Ugh, is it going to be one of THOSE times I need to step in and play it myself so they’re not going to be painfully obvious with checking each other out and making every meeting awkward because they won’t scissor each other or something?

Oh, I see. Make sure the>>>

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

Hey! I didn’t wanna play match maker! I’ve always tried to do my best and say nothing. Through typically it just hurts to watch.

It kinda just happened…

Oh- nah just like pajamas and one of those games we never finished.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

That time it’s on you. You don’t need to go about playing matchmaker behind the scenes, it’s going to be its own whole mess.

Sure whatever.

A bag of what? You got something to bring?

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

…no i kinda accidentally told her Kylie did like her after she kept insisting she didn’t and it became a whole conversation.

but if she calls lemme know i like details-

also yeah! i can grab a bag real quick!

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Honestly, when isn’t Stan having a crisis? What does Wen wanna get back together and she’s debating on saying no again but we know she’ll give in anyway?

Actually don’t answer that, she’ll probably call me later about it anyway. But sure, it can just be us two.

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

( a smile before running hands through exposed hair under her hood. Like a mini debate before quickly deciding. )

Just us, it’s been a good moment since the two of us and plus, Stan is having a crisis and i can’t keep playing therapist every second 💧

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Ya make it hard not to.

— She’d shift her position to cross her arms over her chest, raising a brow. —

What, just for the two of us, or is there someone else you want in?

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

You know me~

( pretty purr before laughing softly. She moves to let go so she wasn’t hogging the others space.

Moving to pick the hood of her parka. )

Great news! We should throw a slumber party!!!!

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

You act like the library is the most busy place, it’s really not.

You see, that’s where body language and actions come in, you might not SAY anything. But you don’t hide the fact you need my company.

[𝙁𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 ࿐ @JBASEWSIUM]

Would go in the day if i didn’t have work or classes. Besides, less people means less issues.

( Small shrug. )

I have never once begged for your company the way Kenny does.

[𝓟𝓸𝓵𝔂𝓹𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓾𝓼 👁 @LoLoLoApples]

⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀₱ɆⱤ₴Ø₦₳Ⱡ ₱ØⱤ₮Ɽ₳Ɏ₳Ⱡ
⠀ ⠀⠀ ⠀⠀𝚘𝚏 𝘽𝙪𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨 𝙎𝙩𝙤𝙩𝙘𝙝
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ 𝙰𝙺𝙰 𝙋𝙧𝙤𝙛𝙚𝙨𝙨𝙤𝙧 𝘾𝙝𝙖𝙤𝙨

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ᴍᴅɴɪ, ᴅᴅ ᴅɴᴇ

⠀ 🡻🡻 【 Ｓｏｕｔｈ　Ｐａｒｋ 】 🡻🡻

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

Who goes to the library at night, aside from nerds? It’s better in the day.

I didn’t say that, you’re the dog who obviously wanted MY company. 🙄

[𝙁𝘼𝘿𝙄𝙉𝙂 ࿐ @JBASEWSIUM]

It’s 8pm- almost 9- it closes at 11:30 💧 How is that a bad thing?

What? Don’t tell me you actually wanted my company now.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

You and your weird ass kinks.

— She’d roll her eyes, though she’d give a nod. —

Yup! Finally, I wouldn’t be here if I didn’t, classes are a pain in my ass I’ll tell you.

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

( No worries she’s used to keeping her mouth shut. )

Oh please. Kill me and i’ll think you’re flirting.

( Slight joke before pulling away but still staying close. Smiling. )

You were sooooo busy. Please tell me you have some free time finally.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

@zorezbnadmarilk / / WHY ARE YOU BARKING WHAT

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

/ / oh yeah I have a Kenny account. I wanna get him some SLs.

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

— Maybe, but not when she wasn’t prepared to actually carry her, it was a different story.

Don’t tell her that, she’ll probably fight. —

Oh good! I was getting ready to toss you to the ground if that wasn’t the case.

— Half joke, though she may have been a little serious. —

[𝗣𝗥𝗜𝗡𝗖𝗘𝗦𝗦 𝗞𝗘𝗡𝗡𝗬 🜲 @zorezbnadmarilk]

( Of course no! She has it placed back down but then again. She’s a lot lighter than Erica gives credit for.

She gives a little squeeze. It’s like holding a teddy bear. Despite popular belief. Cartman gives the best hugs. )

Of course not! I love our quality time!

[˚ʚᥫ᭡ 𝔹𝔸ℂ𝕂𝕊𝕋𝔸𝔹𝔼ℝ ᥫ᭡ɞ˚ @BackstabbinLiar]

@zorezbnadmarilk / / Also true!!! I don’t mind throwing him at anyone, just maybe expect random creepypasta references.