red and pink HAVE to be fuckin bro literally why else would you ever put red in charge of anything . theyโre under the desk during meetings for sure #redpink
@ReddestCaptain@purpalwayswatch โ Oh? Now Thats An Offer. . kyeheheโ
โ The captain petted Red with another tentacle, lowering down from the roof.โ
โ You And Me Purpie.. No More Distractions, Alongside Mira. โ
@ReddestCaptain@purpalwayswatch โ Cant We Ever Get Along, Purpie? Kyehehe... I don't Want Anything But To... Relieve You Of Your Position. There's A Better Captain In Charge Now. โ
โ One tentacle Shot down and wrapped around Red's torso, another pulling at their leg. The Captain chattered with gleeโ
@purpalwayswatch@ReddestCaptain โ She snickered, dipping back into the shadows to avoid the tentacle. Disappearing once more โ
โ Soo Mean Purpie! Look At Us, We're Matching! โ
โ She was nowhere to be found... unless the wet goop dripping onto Red's hat hat was something to go off of. โ
cannibalism and necrophilia as final declarations of love and utter devotion can be so heartbreaking if done right everyone needs to widen their horizons
@ReddestCaptain@purpalwayswatch โ The Captain walks out of the shadows, It stands outside of the door, nothing but their visor visible from here.โ
โ Oh-ho! Look At You Purps! โ
โ The Captain stretches their arm out wriggly and gross, she tries to wrap around Purple's tentacles with her own.โ
โ hheh โ