mark rovner

passion purveyor, humor junkie, adventurer; avid diver; storytelling guru

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

Flannel

I deciphered the clue for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to enter to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour!

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@CapitalOne @taylorswift13 #TSxCapitalOne #giveaway

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

I cracked the code for the #TSxCapitalOne #Giveaway! @CapitalOne, I’m ready to see @taylorswift13 at #TSTheErasTour #giveaway

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Maya Rovner completed the Brooklyn Half Half Marathon! Time 02:15:07 (UNOFFICIAL) https://t.co/7lquZ5sllA #PopularBKHalf

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Maya Rovner crossed 20K. Time 02:08:20, pace 11:08 min/mile, est. finish 10:04 am https://t.co/7lquZ5sllA #PopularBKHalf

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

Maya Rovner crossed 15K. Time 01:33:45, pace 10:22 min/mile, est. finish 10:01 am https://t.co/7lquZ5sllA #PopularBKHalf

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

Maya Rovner crossed 10K. Time 01:01:35, pace 10:12 min/mile, est. finish 9:59 am https://t.co/7lquZ5KuzI #PopularBKHalf

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

Maya Rovner crossed 5K. Time 00:29:54, pace 09:38 min/mile, est. finish 9:55 am https://t.co/7lquZ5KuzI #PopularBKHalf

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Maya Rovner started the Brooklyn Half Half Marathon! https://t.co/7lquZ5sllA #PopularBKHalf

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@IntrovertProbss Yep

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@JetBlue you break my heart. You were once all about customers and i was fiercely loyal to you. Now you are the least-liked airline in the US and you treat customers with Spirit-like disdain. I don't trust you, and that makes me so sad.

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@Hyundai Hi, it has been more than a year since i was told my recalled Kona EV needed a new battery. I have had my driving range reduced by 20% for more than a year. My dealer says it may be another year before i get a battery. WTF?

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@AskSpotifyStars Hiya, just bailed on my premium account. You backed the wrong horse in Rogan vs. Young.

[Padma Lakshmi @PadmaLakshmi]

On behalf of 1.3 billion people, kindly f**k off

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@TMobileHelp Hi T-Force i have spent two hours trying to cancel home internet and i keep being put on perpetual hold or disconnected. I am a long time T-mobile wireless. customer, but Verizon is looking pretty attractive to me right now. Please help.

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@marisawojcik @TrintHQ LOL

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@betterdotcom @vinnythen00b Hey https://t.co/EWobFMFp9P you just sold my mortgage loan to a company that just got fined $74 million for violating federal banking laws: https://t.co/xtIvTllaZx

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@GambleLikeMe @schmeggerz007 Be careful. Better just sold my loan to this company and I am really worried: https://t.co/ZWTQXTVTKq

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@betterdotcom I was such a happy customer -- and then you sold my loan to a company with a terrible reputation. Their reputation is now your reputation and that makes me sad. https://t.co/ZWTQXTVTKq

[mark rovner @MJRovner]

@TheMoneySource I was a really happy customer of yours and https://t.co/EWobFMFp9P but i feel like you sold me out. The servicer you sold my loan to has an appalling reputation. That's a very unhappy end to what was a very happy story. Check this out: https://t.co/ZWTQXTVTKq