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this account IS my character flaw

[leo of arakko says 🔺RESIST🔺 @arakkosuperstar]

sincere is the legendary Great Friend But Terrible Partner that has plagued college friend groups since young people began to gather

[Leo @leo_osn5]

Lo que no te mata te hace caminar kilómetros escuchando música por tiempo indefinido.

[lvd @one4ghost]

Idk how some people just don't put any thought into HOW they watch & experience a movie, especially a first watch, and then how that affects their feelings towards it. Yeah man, 2001 probably didn't hit on your laptop at 3pm on a Tuesday

[mimimimi @munichg1rl]

i also mention by best friend at every opportunity so i understand matt damon

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

what doesn’t kill you makes ur eyes well up on public transport

[saliva plath @cryptofeminism]

If I was one of the three little pigs I’d be the one making everything out of straw. Due to my laziness and lack of work ethic

[ryan, maluco @ryanmaluco]

eu nao aguentaria 1 hora no cavalo de troia sem assistir reels

[. @M4RZ0V3LLI]

I actually hate people with poor cinema etiquette

[cav empty @cavempty_]

new york is NOT ready for me to come and kind of just walk around for a few days

[JΛCΞ @jaceels2]

please don't ask about my hobbies i lost interest in life by 8th grade

[Trigger @TriggerFCB]

Llevo 2 días pensando en quién prefiero que gane el Mundial

[Raphinhaista🍍🇧🇷 @Raphinhaista2]

Cubarsi el domingo:
“Lo siento Julián, pero hansi flick me ha dicho que te secuestre y vengas a Barcelona”

[R🫧 @fcbcult]

stop asking women if they know what an offside is, lets ask mbappe instead

[YT @tolafolaa]

jude bellingham you are exactly who you think you are

[𝙆𝙖𝙮™️ @KayLFC05_]

Earth has existed for 8 billion years and I was born in Lionel Messi’s Era

[🪽🇹🇿🧊 #AlKayda @AmericanTrent]

Me after every Messi goal

[l feII in Dior @LIRIO_AG]

“Ay no, tarjeta gris otra vez”.

[Paul Muad’Dib @trygraptor]

no it’s okay sir i know this 70mm showtime of The Odyssey is sold out, i just have to deliver this very large horse-shaped package to someone inside

[MJ ✯ @KlawByke]

World Cup is in 16 days