M.

[™ @UTDFrost2]

Carrick club statement tomorrow

Rashford found doping and is banned for life

Bruno getting rat poisoned

[:( @TheBionicDam]

He’s got Amad LW.

[s @exfootballfan]

Ayden Heaven still has time to buy himself an e-bike and go phone snatching in Central London.

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Me forcing myself to watch United every week

[YC @YanitedConnor]

United are back in action tomorrow

[Pryde @utdmotion]

.@ManUtd

[superintendent hako @hakoswago]

god hasn’t created any woman that can break my heart the way manchester united has dealt with me

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Losing a Manchester derby at home to 10 men

[Bart @UtdBart]

“Matheus Santos Carneiro Da Cunha.”

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

LOOK AT FUCKING MBEUMO GOOD GOD

[eje @UtdEje]

Mbuemo ball for 90 minutes #Imissamad

[Iyawo Tielemans🦋🌸 @sandhee10]

Manchester united has ruined my 20s😭😭

[7👤 @Utddoja]

I watch Mbeumo miss multiple big chances every week, loose touch, failed crosses, zero dribbles but he scams a goal then fans tell me he’s great

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

“This Rooney guy looks pretty good… maybe I should start supporting this team.”

[Kobi @UTDKobi]

Dorgu is making my blood boil man😭😭

[𝐊𝐞𝐬𝐡 @tweetcunha]

Dalot is not better than Mazraoui , Mazraoui is not better than Dalot 😭😭😭

[AB⚕ @AbsoluteBruno]

“Cristiano Ronaldo is the best player in the world, maybe I should start supporting his team”

[Promes @promes489]

Dorgu LWB
Dorgu LW
Dorgu LB

[. @utdcynical]

Put the entire club in a bin, set the bin on fire and launch it into the fucking North Sea.

I never want to think about this club again.

[Naldo @NaldoUtd]

this might be the worst i’ve felt watching a game. i actually despise them all