Matt Jarvis

COYS THFC ⚽️🐓 Highly opinionated Head Chef 🧑‍🍳

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

I really took Danny Rose and Kyle Walker for granted. Haven’t replaced them since they left.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

How has Porros downfall gone so unnoticed. He’s been awful for ages now.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Said this in January btw

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Here we go. Our style of play has become way too predictable. Don’t want to sound negative but this is the start of Anges downfall. New manager syndrome has worn off and every team knows how we play.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Spurs fans going into melt down say the most outrageous things, what a horrible take 🤢

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Playing for a draw at home, such a small club.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

These subs are way toooo late

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

This is a Richarlison type of game. We his shithousery

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The London stadium has got to be the least intimidating stadium to play at. Absolute snooze fest but it’s okay because they blow bubbles and have a film about how hard they are

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Why’re we playing like we’ve just played 3 games in one week tho????

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Said this in January 😴

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Here we go. Our style of play has become way too predictable. Don’t want to sound negative but this is the start of Anges downfall. New manager syndrome has worn off and every team knows how we play.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

We’re not scoring a single goal in this game

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

3-0 down and Zero changes being made. Absolutely baffled.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Bissouma is not the man he was at the beginning of the season 😴

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

@InvertTheWing Sarr over hojbjerg, he’s a lot better off the bench.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

How the fuck has this guy not been sent off

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

Udogie son you’re having an absolute blinder

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This is just hilarious. Being slammed for questioning Anges tactics and then we concede a goal like that. Compare us to Liverpool, City and Arsenal we aren’t even close.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

IVAN TONEY YOU SHOULD’VE CASHED OUT fucking jokes 🤣🤣🤣

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

@JSpurs___ @JimJones1425 Sarr I agree with, Bissouma hasn’t been good for us for a while. Lost the ball too many times and takes too many touches.

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

@OneHotspur91 @JimJones1425 Careful lad, can’t questions anges tactics. You’ll get hunted down 🤣

[Matt Jarvis @MJarvis95]

This has got 2-0 written all over it