MikeyMike

on and on we go, the never-ending irrational reality of being me

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@fwmarqix Cool story. I like Winternet is coming and The LAN before time

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@deedeedi1936 @OMGTheMess She was paid out because she was so seriously harmed she couldn’t work again. ADF women suffered repeatedly much worse and offered $50k to shut up and crack on despite clear negligence by the workplace. Brit stated she could never work again due to trauma, yet here she is…

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@VickVinegarReal @TheKidLakerBR @stephenasmith Or Milk Shaq

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@ClareONeilMP Can you help me retain the home I am still trying to buy? I fear I will lose my home to a first homebuyer the way things are going. How about build more bloody houses?!

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@AshPolitik Full points to Bush Barbie, she did what was expected of a comedian. Shame the PM can’t do what’s expected of him.

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@OneAussieChick The issue is that he is the PM, and he lacks decorum and eloquence. If only he said it at the UN General Assembly, then we would be none the wiser.

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@nunov_n @Lisa9Sophia A PM should have a refined respectful response and keep it light hearted - such as ‘thank you but I have already played and won, hello to my beautiful wife’. Respect to his wife and respect to the humorous interview he signed up for, and respect for his position.

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@Ausbobsmit Albo’s quartet. Which lucky lady wins when Albo plays ‘shag, marry, date and mistress’?

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@MenachemV @AlboMP He said Kylie but was thinking Bushie. He wants what others have- women, money, a chin…

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@USMNT But the 25% (1/4) Tariffs begin…

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@MickCockering It just gives 2 reasons to dislike the faux-tough guy. People don’t like him because he is a dog. Hilariously he said on TV ‘I have a broken rib but I’m tuff’ for it only to be bruised. He oversells how tough he is.

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@afshineemrani Trump sees the score as 1/4 which is a reason for a 25% Tariff on Belgium.

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@nathandg12 Probably 10%. But I didn’t realise there was profitable racketeering in homosexuality.

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@JacintaAllanMP Finally she admits it!!! Soft on crime! I wonder what her cut is?

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@EmlynBreese Pretty soon Max will be so good at kicking them he will be hitting himself squarely between his shoulder blades.

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@FOXFOOTY Didn’t break his neck so he should be fine

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@koala_bill Because everyone who has a 19% house deposit is getting outstripped by inflation. So why not spend it on some small joys?

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@MickCockering Aw Mick, I would’ve thought you of all people would understand ducking….hang on my mistake, you understand docking.

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@wearabletechadv @JRofGrunn @EthNick_ @AFL Well Mr Rugby, I guess the tackler, upright stance with eyes on the head and his arm out like a wing, is a picture of perfect technique. Never-mind Pickett was shifting his weight to the right because that is the direction of the goals. It was an injury from shit tackling.

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@wearabletechadv @JRofGrunn @EthNick_ @AFL Typical tech geek. Doesn’t bend his knees when he runs. Doesn’t shift his COG when he changes direction. His advice for wearable tech is a cotton t-shirt and the technological marvel of the stitch and weave.