Jeff

manchester united🎆
FOLLOW I FOLLOW BACK

[Jeff @MJeffix]

@Vhoyde Vhoyde real African man no questions

[Jeff @MJeffix]

@ntsundu_ @Malatjie_ I paid rent and it happened to me. So no

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

One thing about me: I may take a long time to give up on you, but once I do, there is no version of me waiting around for you to become somebody I can love again.

[Katatumba @ninyeKatatumba]

A blue whale's anus can stretch up to 3.5 feet.

Making it the 2nd biggest asshole on Earth....right behind Andrew Mwenda.

[B N S L @_BNSL]

Girls who just got out of troublesome relationships really take a lot of pics on dates, man.

You're there to get to know her better, she is there to hurt someone.

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

Prince David Kijanangoma has said he will block King Oyo’s 21st coronation anniversary. https://t.co/0hCxO6nrkM

[Jeff @MJeffix]

@_ebelechukwu I was caught by the call logs so it’s useless

[Lynette Ntuli @MsNtuli]

I like women with unnecessary knowledge. She can tell you which wine goes with dinner, why your houseplant is dying, the name of an old R&B sample, and exactly which cousin cannot be trusted with information. Well-rounded education…”

[Thendo Muloiwa @MuloiwaThendo]

Polokwane, Nelspruit, Port Elizabeth, Bloemfontein, Kimberly, could possibly even add Durban to this list.

You are feasting in these cities with R50k

[BUGANDA YIYO BUGANDA YANGE 🫆 @BugandYiyoYange]

Report: Did you want to become a King?

Kabaka Ronald Muwenda Mutebi II: I had no Choice ...📌

[Jeff @MJeffix]

@emiriatjames1 Kitoko and zed had us during our time

[Jeff @MJeffix]

@SkippyKnob I raise you there chat gpt omg

[Raymond Kahuma @KahumaRaymond]

Surprising an empty restaurant in Kenya with 50 customers

[Newii @newi_6th]

There’s no benefit you get by posting your partner

[EKÙN @Blvck_skinhead]

If you can’t live with the idea that your girl has been folded many ways, maybe don’t date. 😂😂😂

[vhoydiana @kith3r]

female bestie calling your man at 00:32 asking him to pick her up because she’s stranded

[G-Block 🅱️aby @Gxtso_]

On the right day any nigga has a chance with your girl

[Jeff @MJeffix]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[rema🧸 @thatsadbouy]

I feel so unease, I just know I’m being cheated on