Maddie J

Professional office plankton

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@HeyBilt you have the worst customer service I’ve ever encountered. Congratulations! Also your creepy support bot Theo that doesn’t disclose even when you ask that it’s an AI is the worst I’ve encountered. Hope you are proud to be losing customers.

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@joshgad @LeahFSherman @dgretchen Pasadena!

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@mattnathanson @JennieMayfield 👀

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@hurricanekaate Remember when we had to get an oil change in the UP

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@AITA_online @JennieMayfield I lol’d very hard at this

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@nytimes @hurricanekaate want another beagle?

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@DomDiFurio @LeahFSherman the HOV lane!

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@Reductress @LeahFSherman was this you?

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

“Never Again” was never real. And no one can claim we didn’t know. https://t.co/5Ew0YzIMB6

[Robby Soave @robbysoave]

Pro-mask people are going to have like 48 hours of defiant mask-wearing before they too give it up after realizing no one cares.

[Maddie J @MJerge]

J Lo’s ring is making me nauseous, imagine giving the hottest women in the world something that looks like it came out of a vending machine. I’m upset!!!!!

[Maddie J @MJerge]

Today I learned one of my therapists (lol) interviewed to be the counselor on Teen Mom but didn’t take the job, she’s a good therapist so I’m torn because how unhinged would that have been but also she could have helped those girls!!

[blonde don @machinegunkelly]

today is a big portal for manifestation.
aspire whatever you desire.

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

The LGBTQIA2+%#! community isn’t about just about being gay or trans. It should also be an identity for straight people who (1) need attention (2) are angry for no discernible reason (3) have fun hair colors (4) want to distract from the fact that their parents work for Raytheon.

[Maddie J @MJerge]

I’ve determined on this most holy super bowl Sunday after extensive research that Jimmy Garoppolo is the hottest guy in the NFL

[Megan Phelps-Roper @meganphelps]

I truly don’t believe my story is unique. We all spend our lives believing things we later come to see as wrong, shortsighted, incomplete, often even shameful or embarrassing. We’re exposed to new information & ideas that change our views, & we change in response. All very human.

[Maddie J @MJerge]

Joe Rogan inspired me to be a podcaster. That’s it, that’s the tweet

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@RollingStone Who fucking cares? Rolling Stone has jumped the shark.

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@MarJerge This is the stop and train I take to come home from work!

[Maddie J @MJerge]

@GovKathyHochul @NY_SLA If this is allowed, why are the vaccine passports needed in restaurants?