chlo

primarily composed of spicy sweet chili doritos. she/her

[chlo @notchole]

probably not good for me that the first post that pops up in my insta feed is either deux moi or al jazeera

[chlo @notchole]

@atishde this gives me a great idea — they get all the men in the house expecting a bachelorette, but then SURPRISE! it’s a therapist

[chlo @notchole]

ABC should just do what drag race did with sh*rry p*e and air a whole season of bachelorette with the bachelorette edited out

[CLAUDIA MORALES @CLAUDIAPOSTING]

as with the "zohran has successful parents who love him" smears, the "cea weaver's mom has a roof over her head" tantrum is such pathetic cartoon villain behavior — are you not embarrassed to reveal that you can't fathom wanting to help other people no matter your own advantages

[chlo @notchole]

whoever is honking during mamdani’s speech I hope your sock is permanently wet

[chlo @notchole]

the grinch is basically christmas shrek

[chlo @notchole]

between tonight’s debate and Oregon playing Rutgers on Saturday, BIG weekend to be a eugenian in nyc 😤💪

[chlo @notchole]

Lemon, it’s September

[SQ♛ @_sq_21]

this year felt like being awake during surgery

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

Every major talent that works for ABC and Disney should refuse to show up for work until Jimmy Kimmel is reinstated.

Marvel movies need to shutdown. Ditto the sitcoms.

Collective boycott.

Corporations love money more than anything, & this will really harm them and force them to do the right thing.

[chlo @notchole]

got a long cardigan on that’s flapping in the breeze behind me, I feel like the main character of a marvel movie by nancy meyers

[chlo @notchole]

between the trump bruise and taylor swift’s engagement my timeline is FULL of people freaking out about pictures of hands

[fun andrew guy @funandrewguy]

Robert Caro getting to Lyndon Johnson's birth on page 70 in the book he wrote about Lyndon Johnson

[gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi]

If someone would just offer him a role as the lawyer in Chicago we could put an end to this nightmare

[chlo @notchole]

shout out to Hulk Hogan for turning “hell yeah, brother” into “hell? yeah, brother”

[Kit Grier Mulvenna @kitgrier]

Can’t believe I’ve lived far enough into the future to learn the first slur for robots

[chlo @notchole]

@rick_paulas “popular knapsack with multiple locations” and “something simple as a baby doll could be a perfect place to secrete or hide drugs” are all-timers

[Jessica Burbank @JessicaLBurbank]

In case any of you old people want to know what’s happening on tik tok after Zohrans win

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

so this is how it feels when my haters become my waiters at the table of success

[#1 Venlil Enjoyer @EmpressThaliaa]

"Status Cuomo"

[Brendan Karet @bad_takes]

every bomb that is dropped in a foreign country could have been a school, a hospital, or a road here. none of this is necessary to keep you safe, and it's all in service of a small group of people who already have more money than they could spend in a lifetime