Arriyoncé

Duly-appointed federal marshall

[GL @gldivittorio]

@Lis_Smith @AbdulElSayed Lis is upset because El-Sayed isn't the kind of doctor she can request gynecological records from when she's running a smear campaign against sexual harassment victims :/

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@capybaroness I also love that you could theoretically get Icees and sodas from the unmanned drink fountain upstairs—of course you never know the last time it was checked.

I did abuse free screenings there while in school so I have a soft spot for Village 7

[Congresswoman Yassamin Ansari @RepYassAnsari]

I do not appreciate anyone - Democrat or Republican - taking this moment to make TACO jokes to say Trump “chickened out.”

The president was threatening genocide against 90 million Iranians.

I’m grateful there’s a ceasefire & scores of innocent people didn’t die tonight.

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@ChrisMurphyCT You’re a more malevolent evildoer than any innocent Iranian killed as part of this war your party refuses to force a vote on. Are you too cowardly to vote yes?

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@coopercooperco Blended pea soup w/ green curry paste and potato-leek soup. Not a recipe but if you'll be doing that diet for a while, add metamucil to your diet 1 or 2 days before so the pipes still run normally.

Also, if its in your budget a vitamix really does make puree diets more pleasant

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@parlie_charsons Lincoln Center to PJ Clarkes

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@TampaBay14_ @FIFAcom No but FIFA replied to an email and said the emails will come tomorrow if you don't get one today

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

Attn @FIFAcom I received an email "Exclusive additional chance to purchase FIFA World Cup 2026™ tickets" but there is no ticket window listed, please advise when I should recieve my window

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@westcxast @BrukitdwnBread @FIFAcom Thanks both, they must be rolling out more emails!

[Twunk in Training 🇵🇸 @AceHainley]

my brother is developmentally disabled and HATES when people use that word. it’s got a long history of being used to demean disabled people and that’s enough for me. if you seriously can’t stop yourself saying a word then you have bigger problems. dork

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@capybaroness I could see the reverse too, Coogler best director for hyping PLF and being the face of the aspect ratio video

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@guilhernunes_ I love it! Did you draw the print of the penguin getting their ID checked at a market? I could have sworn you did but I can’t find it on your site!

[Tea @teathevampyr]

now that superman is on digital i finally made the gif i've had in my head since july

[barnicle MAN @tsolgood]

I loathe Newsom and realize a lotta this is just performative as he gears up for 2028. But this energy is refreshing, libs have been spineless losers for my whole life, even when they had a majority

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@judysquirrels We need that Fred Astaire movie Tom must be freed from another franchise

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

FYI @RepJeffries @hakeemjeffries @SpeakerPelosi @TeamPelosi
Will you make any statements about your coworker expressing blatant bigotry? Will you bring a vote for censure?

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

This hits hard.

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@Srirachachau *romPom

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@SeanFennessey nasty work on Wikipedia up for nearly 7 minutes

[Arriyoncé @arriyonce_]

@judysquirrels

[Nick Newman @Nick_Newman]

Is it extremely lame feeling superior to everyone who listened to/took seriously/defended/then excused this show for years at a time? Yeah. Do I do it? Yeah.