JORDAN

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

Crypto:

A global mass a of greedy, utterly desperate gambling addicts arguing over a bunch of paid echo-chamber marketing funded by homosexual con-artists and petty thieves employing networks of 3rd world bot operators & hookers.

And they have the nerve to call it “technology”

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

@PORKhodler You have about 4 brain cells.

God Bless you.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

Here is an update:

Mining launching soon.

[fastfwd.eth @fastfwd_eth]

I would love to hear an update about the #POND project.
Appreciate the work being busy in the background, but a factual statement would be extremely well received. 🤝
@hWonderofWorld

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

Kamala Harris is not a real person.

Barack Obama is not a real person.

Donald Trump is not a real person.

Politicians are not real people.

They are all paid actors.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

It is not irreversible.

[TrueLegends @_TrueLegends]

@MJordan0x @Israel The American public has long been socially engineered. Brainwashing, programming and brainrot has increased exponentially over the years. Maybe irreversible at this point. Sad times

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

If you think Diddy and Epstein look bad.

Wait till you realize that all US politicians are literal War criminals and mass murderers.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

It’s truly outrageous that not a single American “leader” is willing to speak out about the undeniable atrocities being committed by @Israel.

Grim times we live in.

Social media has turned the entire US population into passive fans of literal genocide, rape and murder.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

@therealpainter4 Of course

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

My dental office is run by all women now and since that change occurred… every single dental procedure I have had done has been a complete disaster and required a complete do-over.

Insane.

I literally have to change dentists now.

I think they are all super nice, but I cannot.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

“Pauly scammed me”

Translation: I lost money trading shitcoins.

[PORKBLUNT @PORKBLUNT]

@MJordan0x $PORK

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

@x_adoni How many times has your shitcoin flipped $pepe?

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

@x_adoni How many times has your shitcoin flipped $pepe?

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

I literally asked someone “if I am not the king of crypto who is then?”

Their answer was Satoshi Nakamoto.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

I am the KING OF CRYPTO.

If you don’t like it, sounds like a personal problem to me.

You know it.

And I know it.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

The @ethereum foundation is dumping MILLIONS of dollars worth of $ETH and people are so retarded they are mad that I made money on a shitcoin I didn’t even make.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

I’d like to apologize to all the people in Pakistan who lost 14 cents trying to swing trade shitcoins on Solana.

It was clearly my fault.

[PORKBLUNT @PORKBLUNT]

@MJordan0x $PORK 🐷🚀

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

The closest thing I have to competition in crypto is a gay retard wearing a unicorn shirt singing karaoke on stage at a crypto conference in Singapore, while dumping his own tokens on you.

[JORDAN @MJordan0x]

WHY DID YOU MAKE THE PRICE OF YOUR ASSETS INCREASE IN VALUE AND THEN TAKE PROFITS?