Matt MKB

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HighwaysSEAST I’ve noticed. Been stationary for three hours.

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HighwaysSEAST It’s pretty low risk if there’s no moving traffic 👀

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HelenSh56959818 @HighwaysSEAST I wonder if @HighwaysSEAST would let me use the loo in their tunnel office and whether I should abandon my car and wander down.

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HelenSh56959818 @HighwaysSEAST Correct

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HelenSh56959818 @HighwaysSEAST Yep, with stationary traffic on my right that I can’t drive through

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HighwaysSEAST Been trapped on the bridge approaching the northbound slip road for 75 minutes. No movement of traffic at all. When will the west tunnel reopen?

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HighwaysSEAST When is the northbound slip road reopening

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@HighwaysSEAST When is the northbound slip road opening

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@UberUKI_Support Bottom line is, you’re not sorry. You’ve delivered inedible food and you won’t do anything about it. Your customer service relies on canned responses and you don’t care. Just admit it, I’d probably have more respect for you if you did.

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@ubereats_uk @SubwayUK

When your ubereats driver drives 10 minutes in the wrong direction rather than picking up your food….

Soggy, cold and really unpleasant.

Bread is completely soaked through with the sauce, falling apart in my hands.

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@UberUKI_Support A DM in the app or a DM on X? Not had anything on X and the message I received in the app was a canned response that did nothing. I’ve literally had to throw the food away because it’s spoiled so I want a refund.

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@UberUKI_Support I am the account holder, I’ve made a complaint already in the app but nobody is responding.
@ubereats_uk @Uber_Support

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@AmazonHelp @slimtimcann Customer: “I’ve done all the troubleshooting steps”

Amazon: “try these troubleshooting steps”

Why not “sorry we’re rubbish”??? @primevideosport

🤦🏻‍♂️

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@AmazonHelp @EsraaSheta0 Oh look, it’s the same canned response. Shannon is really earning her coin tonight 👍

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@SW2353 @primevideosport Amazon support: “Have you tried turning it off and on again”

Me: “WHy dIdnT I tHinK oF tHaT bEfOrE?!?!” 🙄

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@AmazonHelp And red blurry blob passes to other red blurry blob….

[Matt MKB @MKB_dnb]

@AmazonHelp Yeah as I mentioned, I’ve done that already. Top quality cut and paste customer service…