Maloree Johnson

Queen of domestics, mother of five, writer of small things, really into yarn, doll making, and LEGOs.

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@livescifi_tim @travelchannel @discoveryplus Absolutely blown away so far. It's so different from your lives, but just as interesting. Can't wait for the next episode!

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@BLABBERMOUTHNET Crushed.

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FOO FIGHTERS Drummer TAYLOR HAWKINS Dead At 50 https://t.co/xsQHe8V7UV

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@travelchannel My only thought, "If we don't get no tolls, then we don't eat no rolls." Or so says Little John. 🤣🤣🤣

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@Brian_MurrayGH 2

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

So today was 18 years since the tragic passing of my Dad. I miss the crap out of him daily and wonder what my kids would've thought of him if they could meet him for just a day. If I had one impossible wish that could come true, it would be one more hug and one more "I love you."

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@Tanner_Wiseman @discoveryplus @DakotaLaden @ChelseaLaden @travelchannel Schweeeeet! Already have a watch party planned! 🥳

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@StarringShane @PatrickDempsey The movie is hilarious start to finish. 😂

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@JackOsbourne Congratulations and best wishes!!

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@SteveBrodt >> runs the opposite direction... 😬😱

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@MoeSargi Not sure why this reminded me of a song, but it totally did. "I Hope You Die," by Bloodhound Gang started playing in my head, LOL. Your situation is messed up though... no jokes there.

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@MediumCindyKaza The way you chalk the eyes always gets me... am I the only one that sees a glimmer of "something" there? Almost like a life reflected... sorry that's weird. Can't explain it, but really awesome work Cindy 👏

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@OfficialJaskoYT @BenjaminKeeler_ 😬😱 whoa. That's insane! I'd be jumping in a baptism tank filled with Holy Water after something that bad. I hope he's okay! 😟

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@AdamJBerry @travelchannel @discoveryplus @amybruni @chipcoffey Finally!!! Yay!! 🤠

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@StarringShane Anything to do with darker entities. Nope. Nope. Nope.

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@bookbeaut Sounds like a recipe for a good night's sleep 😴 👏

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@OfficialJaskoYT Perhaps you're an empath and it triggers the built in BS meter? 😅

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@Zak_Bagans Clyde wants to wish you a Happy Halloween 🎃 #nothaunted #reborndollart #halloween2021 #creepydoll

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

So, I'm assembling my #HalloweenDoll2021 and came to the realization he might be too much of a creepy doll for the general public. I might have to issue a #warning #NSFE prior to photo release.

[Maloree Johnson @MKJohnson222]

@thelaceylondon "Look, Ma! No hands!"